Join the club, make me feel better?

Maximum Triceratops · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:44

One of my work colleagues has a face like a shrivelled up ballbag and he also stinks but he has a wife and kids so if he can find someone then so can you

Marine Iguana · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:02

^ lol

Surfer · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:44

Tried advertising or selling your virginity on ebay?

Srsly, go out with a few mates get wasted and find other drunken girl bish bash bosh. If you dont know what to say just lie your face off....say you're a train driver or smt that'll impress em.

britboy4321 · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:49

Surfer said:
Tried advertising or selling your virginity on ebay?

Srsly, go out with a few mates get wasted and find other drunken girl bish bash bosh. If you dont know what to say just lie your face off....say you're a train driver or smt that'll impress em.

Say you're a biscuit designer, or a dolphin psychologist. I guarantee you'll have a good conversation. If you're prepared to lie like a trooper!

G-MAN2004 · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:49

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/?mode=desktop

You can watch your future ten years early.

rypt · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:49

I haven't had much luck with girls in the past 3.5 weeks since the girl I was seeing went back home

Need to get my A game back on though and stop being affected by the loss

Sunbed · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:51

Surfer said:
If you dont know what to say just lie your face off....say you're a train driver or smt that'll impress em.

Sorry... but why a train driver?

Surely if you're going to lie you might as well say something a little more impressive like a fighter pilot or crab fisherman or something

Makunouchi · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:53

Sundance said:
or crab fisherman

I am so hot for crab fishermen

Marine Iguana · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:55

:/ Crab fisherman.

Sunbed · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:56

Makunouchi said:
I am so hot for crab fishermen

If your going the crab fisherman route you'll need to explain that it's the most dangerous job in the UK too. You'll also need to be talking to a girl with a sense of humour (rare).

Dirk · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:57

FoxEye said:
So yeah, I'm 30, never had a girlfriend..

You lucky git. You have no idea how much i wish that i could say the same.

Jimmyboyo · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:14

FoxEye said:
Join the club, make me feel better?

I think I can claim honorary club membership, it's been over a decade since I last kissed a girl.
Other qualifications -
Long-term unemployment, Living with parent, Depression / Social Anxiety, Overweight, Bad skin problems. I also only have 1 friend, who I only see a handful of times a year. I don't feel like I'll ever be able to face my problems and build some semblance of a life. I seriously think that If I didn't have WoW to hide in, I would have topped myself, or drunk myself to death by now.

DM · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:18

Jimmyboyo said:
I think I can claim honorary club membership, it's been over a decade since I last kissed a girl.
Other qualifications -
Long-term unemployment, Living with parent, Depression / Social Anxiety, Overweight, Bad skin problems. I also only have 1 friend, who I only see a handful of times a year. I don't feel like I'll ever be able to face my problems and build some semblance of a life. I seriously think that If I didn't have WoW to hide in, I would have topped myself, or drunk myself to death by now.

Hows the hair, i hope thats not receding or your ****ed

Jimmyboyo · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:22

DM said:
Hows the hair, i hope thats not receding or your ****ed

I thought bald men were sexy ?! The guy from Right said Fred was actually TOO sexy, and he was bald

arknor · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:24

Buchanan0204 said:
save up £100. Book yourself an escort, no need to spend money on drinks, go into a night club... nothing. Saves a lot of hassle.

Seriously! at 30 and having never done anything that's what I would be doing. Once you've done it with one of them, you will have a bit more confidence to do it with someone else.

Plus the escorts probably going to be a lot better looking than someone you don't need to pay.

seriously do this ! save up £100-£150 hire an escort theres loads in the low 20's if you are more confident around something younger than you, (not that ive used any ever, i would if i was single though and could afford to)
ill pm you a link in your trust if its enabled

you feel different after having had sex it changes how confident you are, its like becoming a man !

DM · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:25

Jimmyboyo said:
I thought bald men were sexy ?! The guy from Right said Fred was actually TOO sexy, and he was bald

Seriously fella, if you were being serious i hope things improve for you mate, bin that stupid game and try to get out.

Firestar_3x · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:26

Jimmyboyo said:
I think I can claim honorary club membership, it's been over a decade since I last kissed a girl.
Other qualifications -
Long-term unemployment, Living with parent, Depression / Social Anxiety, Overweight, Bad skin problems. I also only have 1 friend, who I only see a handful of times a year. I don't feel like I'll ever be able to face my problems and build some semblance of a life. I seriously think that If I didn't have WoW to hide in, I would have topped myself, or drunk myself to death by now.

This can't be for real, WoW has a lot to answer for, why do people bother!

arknor · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:33

Firestar_3x said:
This can't be for real, WoW has a lot to answer for, why do people bother!

more people than you could imagine have no friends and not much going for them, im pretty much one of them apart from i have an ex wife and a 6year old son which prooves even a social inept retard with aspergers syndrome can find love for a few years.

dont give up hope man!

kalvindeane · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:38

Anewbe4u said:
Are you ugly? If not, why have you not kissed a girl?

If its nerves you can kiss my mrs to get used to it. Sure she'll be game.

I'm in the same boat as the OP. Can your missus come to south Wales?

[TW]Fox;18745978 said:
I am a complete moron and generally very irritating.

I managed. Don't worry, you will too one day. It'll happen when you least expect it and when you stop trying.

I hope you realise that after posting that, any time you attempt to troll, give your opinion in an arguement, make fun of someone, or post in general, people will be able to quote you saying that?

FoxEye · 25 Mar 2011 at 16:44

Mr Sniper said:
Haven't seen the OP reply in a while so will quote for good measure!

If the idea of going out to clubs just to pull etc are daunting to you then don't worry you aren't the only one.

Have you got any interests other than computing? Considered joining a hobby group of some kind. You may not meet a girl straight away but it seems you need to get used to the idea of talking to girls and getting into the rhythm of going out.

To the people saying to go to a club, considering he's mentioned most of his friends are married then it would become increasingly difficult to get a group together to go out and enjoy themselves.

A lot of people have suggested the gym and I completely I agree, I don't go myself by I always have planned to. I know a guy who is 25 and was 25st, within a couple of years he'd lost all his weight and looks awesome for it. He said it wasn't so much the loosing the weight but the confidence the gym can bring.

I've been at work, but I'm catching up with all the replies I've missed

I must say, even tho everything I posted is 100% true, I've had a right good laugh reading the replies

I'm not going for a hooker, guys. As some others have said, this would be emotionally devastating for me. The idea that I have to pay someone to "pretend" rather than finding a real woman who's into me would be the last straw.