Join the club, make me feel better?

[Gaygle]

Fox is right. Well he is at least right about the trying too hard bit.

I don't think he is at all. This guy isn't trying too hard. He's not been trying at all and this is what has gotten in him into this mess. The chances are that this guy has neglected himself in every possible way for years and as a result has left him with no personality and, by his own admission, looking like a bit of a creeper.

Note i said "no personality". Even geek's have a personality, that at least girl geeks find attractive.

However, the best bit about this all is that you CAN change all of this with relative ease. Hell, you could improve your appearance within the next 2 days if you put your mind to it: Book a hair appointment, book an optician's appointment, go shopping. Then over the next month go to the gym - this will make yourself feel so much better.

Honestly, you should be excited at the moment, for you could be on the brink of completely changing your life and making yourself so much happier.

 

[Beasty]

Wouldn't worry too much, maybe sign up to some dating sites.

 

[reyalz]

Try to build your confidence, this will then make you feel better about yourself, which will then show when speaking to women.

 

[Building Candy]

Just go to any half decent hairdresser and say "sort me out"... do not point to your groin at this point, it's too early in your 'game' for that kind of horseplay.

lol'd quite hard to that.

Ok on a more serious note im guessing that by this point in life your already rating your self quite low on the scale. You can post a pic if you want this either 1) confirmed or 2) be plesantly surprised that your not, as these are going to be the 2 outcomes. Alternatively just mail me a pic and i'll get a couple of my girlie friends to suggest some improvements that can be made?

Other than that I can suggest:

If your overweight loosing it and do some exercise,
If your skinny, eat a bit more and do some exercise.
Get a damn haircut you hippie
personel hygene is very important.

Swapping roles here is good for figuring out what makes you more attractive to the opposite sex, if your stood next to a girl and she smells good I find it very alluring. (disclaimer: I dont hang around places sniffing girls, lets just get 1 thing clear here alright).

erm.......... yeh, think we need a pic, if your not a write off I think we can all help out.

 

[DM]

What's needed here is a bit of practice, any splosher will do to build the confidence, then start looking for the love of your life.

If even copping for a splosher fails, seriously you need an escort to practice on, its gonna be a few quid well spent.

 

[Col_M]

I'm not too sure on the hooker idea...

It depends on what the guys problem is exactly, if he's lacking in self confidence and finds it hard speaking to people in general then boning a prostitute isn't going to help, practice speaking to people is the only way to help that. He won't also get the confidence boost of talking the girl into bed which is ultimately what he needs.

However if he is making girls out to be some strange scary things in his mind then a prostitute may help as he'll find they're not anything to be afraid of. So may not be a bad idea in some situations.

 

[DM]

I'm not too sure on the hooker idea...

It depends on what the guys problem is exactly, if he's lacking in self confidence and finds it hard speaking to people in general then boning a prostitute isn't going to help, practice speaking to people is the only way to help that. He won't also get the confidence boost of talking the girl into bed which is ultimately what he needs.

However if he is making girls out to be some strange scary things in his mind then a prostitute may help as he'll find they're not anything to be afraid of. So may not be a bad idea in some situations.

Yes but at 30 he needs to have a go for gods sake

 

[23JMZ07]

This thread was fun last night but has lost it's appeal tbh

 

[Pate]

3 tips to make you the best thing since sliced bread:

- Get your hair cut. Seriously. Do it. Just go to the hair dresser and get it cut now!
- Get glasses that don't make you look like a creepy weirdo.
- Get down to the gym/go for runs (this really makes you feel a lot better about yourself)

Forget the people that say "get some confidence". You can't GET confidence. You breed it and the only way to do that is to become more happy with the way you look and feel.

I'm seriously not trying to kick you while you are down, but why has it taken you until the age of 30 to start doing something about your life?! You have already recognised that you have a dodgy hair cut and paedophile-esk glasses, so why haven't you done something about it? Don't be lazy and sit back and think "oh, it'll happen eventually", because before you know it, another 30 years will have passed.

Get out of your comfort zone, stop being so pathetic and put some damn effort into becoming the person you want to be.

This. Superb advice.

I'm not too sure on the hooker idea...

It depends on what the guys problem is exactly, if he's lacking in self confidence and finds it hard speaking to people in general then boning a prostitute isn't going to help, practice speaking to people is the only way to help that. He won't also get the confidence boost of talking the girl into bed which is ultimately what he needs.

However if he is making girls out to be some strange scary things in his mind then a prostitute may help as he'll find they're not anything to be afraid of. So may not be a bad idea in some situations.

True. No point going to a hooker now, he is still young enough to do it the normal way.

Yes but at 30 he needs to have a go for gods sake

His **** isn't going to fall off. He can give himself a few years and then spend the rest of his days with 18 year old beauties @ £80 an hour.

 

[lookitsjonno]

save up £100. Book yourself an escort, no need to spend money on drinks, go into a night club... nothing. Saves a lot of hassle.

Seriously! at 30 and having never done anything that's what I would be doing. Once you've done it with one of them, you will have a bit more confidence to do it with someone else.

Plus the escorts probably going to be a lot better looking than someone you don't need to pay.

In your position I would do this in all seriousness.

 

[britboy4321]

How are your 'standards'. They probably need lowering.

You should be going out at LEAST 3 times a week. Definately Friday and Saturday nights. I did this for years as a single lad and got used to talking to my mates girlfriends, female friends of the group, stuff like that.

If you say 'I don't like going out' and tonight your plan is to reach level 55 on WOW - honestly mate .. no matter how much life 'should' be fairer - how are any gals even gonna know you're on the market?

Get drunk as well if it makes you happy, not angry.

Talk to your mates wives a lot more .. it just gets you used to dealing with the fairer sex.

 

[Bleek]

Read this for a little heart warming inspiration on your quest to open-minded intrigue and potential fun - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Yes-Man-Danny-Wallace/dp/0091896746/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1301058390&sr=8-2

 

[Ghosteh]

Go on a night out, wait till around 3/4am in the morning and look for the lonely drunk fat girl....then just do the stuff to her you see in all the porn you must have watched all these years.


Also.. PICS!

That's such a typical response of someone who's in the forces.

Pull-A-Pig, can't beat it .

 

[Talbs13]

If you are so desperate, just go to Amsterdam and pick a lovely (disgusting) (infected) lady in the window.

 

[Pate]

That's such a typical response of someone who's in the forces.

Pull-A-Pig, can't beat it .

If that's what you have to resort to when you join the forces........i'll give it a miss

 

[Dracata]

Tried dating websites? There will be plenty of people that are in the same boat, and probably plenty with something in common.

 

[Marshstyles]

If you are so desperate, just go to Amsterdam and pick a lovely (disgusting) (infected) lady in the window.

From stories ive been told they are mostly stunning.

Though I wouldn't go without using rubber.

I dont think id even pay for sex...

I'd take a BJ for sure if the price was right.

 

[Bleek]

I'd take a BJ for sure if the price was right.

I'll give you £20 but no rubber.

 

[Verbium]

So yeah, I'm 30, never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl. Starting to get worried about spending the remainder of my days alone :/

Literally everyone I know is married with kids, which doesn't help! I feel like I've completely missed the point of being alive. I just don't know if I'm capable of living a normal life, or if there's something broken that just can't be fixed.

And now, gentlemen, you may begin your mockery Also this thread is srs thread too. I swear!

Haven't seen the OP reply in a while so will quote for good measure!

If the idea of going out to clubs just to pull etc are daunting to you then don't worry you aren't the only one.

Have you got any interests other than computing? Considered joining a hobby group of some kind. You may not meet a girl straight away but it seems you need to get used to the idea of talking to girls and getting into the rhythm of going out.

To the people saying to go to a club, considering he's mentioned most of his friends are married then it would become increasingly difficult to get a group together to go out and enjoy themselves.

A lot of people have suggested the gym and I completely I agree, I don't go myself by I always have planned to. I know a guy who is 25 and was 25st, within a couple of years he'd lost all his weight and looks awesome for it. He said it wasn't so much the loosing the weight but the confidence the gym can bring.

 

[Ghosteh]

If that's what you have to resort to when you join the forces........i'll give it a miss

Nooo, far from what you have to resort to in the forces lol. It's just part of a man test, or a game, depending what you're doing. If you want to you can pull a bird quite easily lol.