Look, fatty... Let me lay out the truth for you, seeing as you appear to be completely delusional about yourself, men, women, and life in general.
You ARE fat. In fact, you're obese. Yes, your moobs are large but in no way shape or form are they desirable. They most likely hang like an African tribal chick's. That's just the way it is, you can't help it, but the least you can do is admit it and stop trying to come off as a more rationally responsible poster than anybody else - because anybody with half a brain can see through your charade.
DAMN, to be blunt, you don't even have an attractive face. You talk about how many chubby chasers there are out there and how many lasses that want to smash you... Well, sorry to break it to you bru, but the lasses that want to smash you just recognize you as an easier target than a bru they'd consider, potentially, out of their league. No 'chubby chaser', given the choice, is going to choose your moley fat face over an athletic, fit zyyzz with facial aesthetics. It's just that simple, mate.
And regarding the 25 desperate axe wounds you've had in your face.. Yes, the higher the number of individual sexual partners you have, the higher the risk of contracting an STI. I mean, it's simple mathematics, but seeing as you told a miscer to go back to sex-ed for point that fact out... I present you this:
http://www.actforyouth.net/resources/rf/rf_sti_0510.pdf
Have fun with it.
After you're done reading, take 15 steps back from the computer and punch yourself in the face. Try not to wear out your cardiovascular system with those 15 steps though, fatty.
