Soldato
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these films might work if they did them as adult horror films, but the last one was muddled formulaic pre-teen fodder, utter pap.
What about poor lawyer man in JP, eaten while on the toilet. He'd disagreeAll the JP movies are like that, everyone survives, everyone is happy.
I want a dark horror version, where people die all over that includes the annoying kids being eaten.
Always annoys me. That bit always gets cut out on TV.What about poor lawyer man in JP, eaten while on the toilet. He'd disagree. But yeah I know what you mean, the main cast are always fine.
LOTR in ITV2 is even worse, cuts out so much i stopped watching. Basically cuts out the whole boromir heroic death and he's suddenly on the ground.Always annoys me. That bit always gets cut out on TV.
What about poor lawyer man in JP, eaten while on the toilet. He'd disagree. But yeah I know what you mean, the main cast are always fine.
given the director had a shark take out a little kid in a literal fountain of blood, you would have hoped those raptors would have torn those annoying brats into wet chunks, but no...All the JP movies are like that, everyone survives, everyone is happy.
I want a dark horror version, where people die all over that includes the annoying kids being eaten.