KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

FloppyPoppy · 16 Mar 2017 at 09:25

What on earth am i reading.

Metallifux · 16 Mar 2017 at 12:40

What do women and KFC have in common? When you've finished with the leg and the breast, you still have a box to put your greasy bone in...........

McBain · 16 Mar 2017 at 12:54

Thread delivers, 5 stars.

///Rage · 16 Mar 2017 at 14:06

Indeed.

Arsonist · 16 Mar 2017 at 14:11

What a bizarre story.

riddler · 16 Mar 2017 at 14:23

Please tell me that you used the gravy for lube?

foster grant · 16 Mar 2017 at 15:25

I'll say nothing about bargain buckets !!!

CREATIVE!11 · 16 Mar 2017 at 15:36

Thread is too long didn't read, but I would push for a 3some.

Good luck OP.

tom_e · 16 Mar 2017 at 15:36

riddler said:
Please tell me that you used the gravy for lube?

On the contrary they used man gravy on the chips.

Phate · 16 Mar 2017 at 15:46

Unicorn said:
"I won't go into much detail but she got the Full Tony Williams Experience"
So you didn't just faceroll her pasty like the old keyboards before you got better at this typing business? I actually understood a post of yours im amazed

Oh my god.

Cannot, breathe!

I am in tears! bwahahaha

MoRT489 · 16 Mar 2017 at 15:49

CREATIVE!11 said:
Thread is too long didn't read, but I would push for a 3some.

Good luck OP.

It's totally worth the time spent.

FishPolice · 16 Mar 2017 at 18:19

This is totally what General Discussion used to be.
Forget the 'repeat what you just heard on the news' threads

5 stars. More of the same please

Tony Williams · 29 Mar 2017 at 13:30

I don't really get it, she calls up from a private number, bores me with boring conversation then shouts "what you doing". I've told her I've met another bird but she is overly persistent, it's strange because I've haven't seen her in months and this is coming from no where. You try pushing then away and they come harder. Too many gold digger behaviourisms, she deffo wants the D or as my phone calls it (the Duke)

So anyway she called me before asking me to "perform various things involving "Soy Sause" and I'm like "can't I'm in work and she just gets angry" and no she isn't preggertons either.

adam cool dude said:
I missed this legend! How's the Peugeot 106?!

He's got an older brother, Peugeot 208 GTI. I don't want this bird finding out either! 2009 Ford Transit 200k on the clock she can have that experience, I keep the Vito for the new bird. Don't want to cross comatminate them.

Iz gut 16hps!

Blackvault · 29 Mar 2017 at 13:53

This is pure comedy gold. I'm going to take tips from you.

Tony Williams · 29 Mar 2017 at 14:16

It's not actually meant to be funny, it's a cereal situ.

Phate · 29 Mar 2017 at 14:19

Tony Williams said:
It's not actually meant to be funny, it's a cereal situ.

Cannot...breathe!

Akagi · 29 Mar 2017 at 14:21

FishPolice said:
This is totally what General Discussion used to be.
Forget the 'repeat what you just heard on the news' threads

5 stars. More of the same please

Your username suggests that you may be in a unique position to help the OP?

Josh · 29 Mar 2017 at 14:24

Tony Williams said:
Don't want to cross comatminate them

With this and soy sauce I'm done. Brilliant Tony, utterly brilliant.

jonessa · 29 Mar 2017 at 14:40

Acme said:
Your username suggests that you may be in a unique position to help the OP?

Didn't think you could buy fish from KFC?

HamZilla · 29 Mar 2017 at 14:40

Tony Williams aka Finger Licking Connoisseur presents the Mingest Munch.