Soldato
Take her up the oxo tower, then after the deed is done exclaim "Well, see ya around".
Possibly add a disarming smile and a 'Toodaloo' at the end.
Possibly add a disarming smile and a 'Toodaloo' at the end.
Just do what they would do to you. Be a total ****
Tell her you consult an online tech forum for relationship advice, that'll do it, heck she'll probably dump you