Let's generalise and have a dig

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Daveyboy said:
Fat birds are good lays

Black people smell like cocoa butter

Pakistanis don't use deodorant. Its part of their religion

Chinese people can't see properly coz they're squinting all the time. something to do with light sensitivity. and they can't be trusted

Japanese people are the freaks of the world. all that puking and scat eating etc

Americans are all dumb, fat & lazy rednecks

The french are all surrendering cheese monkey stripey top wearing, garlic necklace wearing, bicycle riding, beret wearing, haw-he-haw saying, kiddie fiddling, hairy armpit sporting, road blocking, lazy, ugly, roll-up smoking, wine swilling buffoons. (christ the list is endless with them, feel free to add)

Indians wipe their arses with their right hands, and have long fingernails for the final scrape. so you should NEVER shake their hand

and they all work in call centres

i could go on all day
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You thoroughly enjoyed yourself there didn't you..:D
 
White people are higher up the evolutionary chain because we have evolved from a common apelike ancestor, to blacks and then to whites. Also bald men are even further up the evolutionary ladder because again humans have evolved from hairy apes to slightly hairy men and are currently in transition to a hairless super human, thus baldies are superior.*

*This is not necessarily a generalisation but a personal opnion because I am white and bald

Oh, all old men that play Santa in Christmas grottos up and down the land have a gambling problem.

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All bald men are afraid to come to terms with the fact that they are less attractive to women than men with hairy heads :p
 
ElRazur said:
The truth is we are all racist no other way about it. We just know what to say infront of people and conduct ourselves in society so as not to appear racist but deep down we all are. Anyone remember that commentator geeza who lost his cool on tv by shouting the word ******? He forgot his mic was still on....Days later he comes out to say how he isnt racist and have black friends.....Now anyone who use that line of haivng a friend from another race when accused of being racist is....well racist.
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Yeah I see your point there. I dont think we should call oursleves racist because of the things we all have mentioned on here. I mean I have nothing at all against blacks, chinese etc but I wouldnt for the life of me go out of my way to say anything horrible to them..

Like you said in the OP its all a generalisation which can point to my missus and that course she went on.
 
Daveyboy said:
The french are all surrendering cheese monkey stripey top wearing, garlic necklace wearing, bicycle riding, beret wearing, haw-he-haw saying, kiddie fiddling, hairy armpit sporting, road blocking, lazy, ugly, roll-up smoking, wine swilling buffoons. (christ the list is endless with them, feel free to add)
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I think i love you.
 
Mat said:
All bald men are afraid to come to terms with the fact that they are less attractive to women than men with hairy heads :p
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But, are better in bed. As one of the main causes of baldness is a higher level of testosterone than normal people :D
 
droolinggimp said:
Yeah I see your point there. I dont think we should call oursleves racist because of the things we all have mentioned on here. I mean I have nothing at all against blacks, chinese etc but I wouldnt for the life of me go out of my way to say anything horrible to them..

Like you said in the OP its all a generalisation which can point to my missus and that course she went on.
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Im not saying we should on the basis of the things posted in here. Subliminaly we all racist is what am saying.

Im sure you aint racist but if i cut you of in the middle of the road while you are driving, you are more likely to curse me while in your car with something that is racial.....I do it and i guess it bring out the racism in me but im not racist....Dunno if my own post even make sense or you see the picture of what im trying to paint.
 
Cows are boring.

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ElRazur said:
The truth is we are all racist no other way about it.
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Thing is though bro, we're actually no all racist. Honestly in my heart of hearts I see no difference whatsoever between a black man, an Asian man, Indian, white and so on. No difference at all. We're all out for the same thing, self preservation, success, procreation etc. Fact of the matter dude, is that you are racist (as you admit, and kudos for admitting it at least). But that doesn't mean that everyone else is.
You're a bit of a plonker EL. Really. You're funny, but you're totally preoccupied with this race thing.
 
iCraig said:
..because blacks aren't clever enough to carry them out.
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Yet we do drive bys, kill cops, rap about it and make moeny off it...How clever can we get? At least we aint loners killing our women...we beat them and bitchslap them instead. Do you just wanna be a brother... :D
 
ElRazur said:
Im not saying we should on the basis of the things posted in here. Subliminaly we all racist is what am saying.

Im sure you aint racist but if i cut you of in the middle of the road while you are driving, you are more likely to curse me while in your car with something that is racial.....I do it and i guess it bring out the racism in me but im not racist....Dunno if my own post even make sense or you see the picture of what im trying to paint.
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Sorry for the big font size, but I needed to highlight it. Thsi is the exact thing my girlfriend was on about to me.

If you cut me up I would say the first thing I see and that would more than likely be BLACK. This is followed by a swear word.

Now, 99% of the time the Swear word is dependant on the first thing you see/say.

Eg. (mods not sure if I can use this as an example for swearies so if it is wrong let me know and ill edit it out completely) :)

BLACK=b
OLD=c
FAT=b
STUPID=t
GINGER=c
****=b
CHINKY=t

Out of the poll thats was used in the course my missus attended the results were like the above.

Most people will say these same words followed by the same expletive.

I dont think its bringing out the rasicm in us, its just us saying what we see.
 
benneh said:
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I didnt say i was racist but im saying we are all subliminal racist and have the potential to be....I dunno about you but i see a difference when i see a white man (he has a white skin), an indian guy (he smells of curry), a chinese woman (she cant say fried rice)...lol.
 
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