Limericks

MookJong · 6 Jul 2007 at 13:27

Tripped and fell and ruptured his spleen

nealw · 6 Jul 2007 at 13:30

He rushed to the docs

Beren · 6 Jul 2007 at 13:40

Who gave him the Pox

Bar · 6 Jul 2007 at 13:41

and so died the dancer from Cheam

There was a pic about clubbing seals

knowlesy · 6 Jul 2007 at 13:48

that sang long live the queen ?

MookJong · 6 Jul 2007 at 13:50

That showed them out on the town in high heels

Bloodknut · 6 Jul 2007 at 13:51

Bar said:
There was a pic about clubbing seals

That put people off their meals

WillyNelson · 6 Jul 2007 at 14:11

MookJong said:
That showed them out on the town in high heels

And short denim skirts

Bes · 6 Jul 2007 at 14:52

Nelson said:
And short denim skirts

They're a right bunch of flirts

PS Excellent thread

Father Ted · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:59

There was a pic about clubbing seals
That showed them out on the town in high heels
And short denim skirts
They're a right bunch of flirts

They're nearly as bad as the eels.

New one:

Whilst seraching around in my bed

LoadsaMoney · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:19

I grapped hold of me big purple head

Droolinggimp · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:20

My missus walked in

LoadsaMoney · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:22

With an almighty grin

Mr Nice · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:24

And said, what's the mess on the bed

Bes · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:26

haha

You need to start a new one Mr Nice

Mr Nice · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:28

There once was a Priest from Venezuela....

LoadsaMoney · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:30

DELETED, Use below tis better.

Bes · 6 Jul 2007 at 17:30

Who was a compulsive emailer

Beren · 6 Jul 2007 at 18:20

He sent to the pope...

Zogger · 6 Jul 2007 at 18:33

a picture, with hope...