Limericks

[Melm0]

Who baked himself a potater (I can't rhyme )

 

[MonkieMann]

he thinks he's the don

 

[Bar]

but hes got it all wrong

 

[Haircut]

He'll ban them and kill them all later



This old man who lived in a skip

 

[pitchfork]

He said young man I'll give you a tip

 

[Bar]

He pulled down his fly

 

[Father Ted]

And winked with one eye

 

[vickister]

and that ate a pie

 

[Chinook]

and that ate a pie

haha, you've gotta be joking. please read the first post

....for the last line

said "pull this" and then he let rip


There was a young man from sweden...

 

[Haircut]

vickister You fail at this thread

 

[pitchfork]

There once was a bloke called chang

 

[Lysander]

vickister You fail at this thread

Yes, that was particularly crap.

 

[Lysander]

There once was a bloke called chang

Who had a two-metre long wang

 

[Chinook]

it trailed on the floor

 

[Lysander]

Then got trapped in a door

 

[Zogger]

and eaten by an orangutang



A spider named Brian O'Beardy

 

[WillyNelson]

Spun webs that were wobbly and wierdy

 

[Father Ted]

They came out the shape

 

[Nitefly]

And it seemed almost by fate

 

[Father Ted]

He still caught flies whenever they neared he. (poor grammar, sorry.)

A one-legged dancer from Cheam