Man stabs another after he fails to wash his hands...

phykell · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:03

scorza said:
No I ain't joking lol (well sometimes I wash 'em if say, the boss is in the bogs as well) - but how is touching your "wang" any dirtier than touching say, your face - and you don't wash your hands every time you scratch your chin do you?

Bloody hell, not washing apart, do you not see anything wrong with only washing your hands if your boss is there?

nemtizz · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:05

Smiley Man said:
yes

i dont go splashing my wang all over my hands when i pee do i - imo getting him out and aiming him is no different that i dunno - rubbing your finger for example

if i've had a dump then yes, but not for a number 1

Never become a chef.

Smiley Man · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:06

Adum said:
Never become a chef.

i dont plan to - dont worry

i just dont see the obesession with your hands being supposedly covered in zillions of bacteria and nasties after having a pee, unless you splash it over yourself of course

Efour · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:06

phykell said:
I'll tell you what's really disgusting about it. You use the same facilities as the rest of us and you're not giving us a choice about sharing your germs. I don't give a toss how hygenic you are in your own home but if you're using public facilities, washing your hands should be mandatory and it's at least the only polite thing to do. It's called being civilised!

At what point am i giving you my germs?!?! im not washing, therefore not using the sink..... Not touching a tap... hand dryer... etc... unless you touch my.... oh i see you dirty minded so and so!!!!

scorza · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:07

phykell said:
Bloody hell, not washing apart, do you not see anything wrong with only washing your hands if your boss is there?

I acknowledge that some people (mainly women and men like Monk

) get worked up if you don't wash your hands.

Clarkey · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:08

is your wang dirty then? Mine aint.

Alan! · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:09

Smiley Man · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:13

Clarkey said:
is your wang dirty then? Mine aint.

phew - i thought i was the only one for a minute

SidewinderINC · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:14

if i just go for a wee i dont see the point, 95% water, 2.5% urea, 2.5% minerals, salts & enzymes.

for health reasons i dont see a problem with it

i shower twice a day and if i get sweaty down there then the sweat is no different from that which forms on my face.

i have a perfectly clean wang thanks.

if however ive used a cubicle i will always wash my hands

and phykell, you could come out with soggy hands and shake mine, i wouldnt feel "unclean" from it if you'd just been for a pee.

KNiVES · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:14

Everyone here gives me the impression that they think their penises are lumps of disease, death, plague and all that jazz. oO

Kmodo · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:22

Efour2 said:
At what point am i giving you my germs?!?! im not washing, therefore not using the sink..... Not touching a tap... hand dryer... etc... unless you touch my.... oh i see you dirty minded so and so!!!!

LOL

we will argue bout just about anything on these forums

dirtydog · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:32

Alan! said:
Indeed.

And in a public bog you are effectively sharing germs with everyone thats touched that tap. So much for all the clean freaks.

Yep, and even if you do have clean hands, you then have to touch the door handle to go outside, which lots of others who haven't washed their hands have touched.

Humans aren't fragile creatures who are going to get ill just because we haven't scrubbed our hands with disinfectant after going to the toilet...

phykell · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:45

KNiVES said:
Everyone here gives me the impression that they think their penises are lumps of disease, death, plague and all that jazz. oO

Everyone else's penises are AFAIC, don't you get it?

phykell · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:46

dirtydog said:
Yep, and even if you do have clean hands, you then have to touch the door handle to go outside, which lots of others who haven't washed their hands have touched.

Humans aren't fragile creatures who are going to get ill just because we haven't scrubbed our hands with disinfectant after going to the toilet...

Now we know where you get your name from

ScoobyDoo69 · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:47

Jokester said:
What I always laugh about washing hands is, you wash your hands then turn off the tap that you turned on with your "dirty" hands.

Jokester

And this is why most places have the push down ones so you dont have to turn it off, does it itself.

Dr.EM · 25 Nov 2006 at 16:53

IR taps 4TW

I rarely use public facilities, but I will always wash my hands after a No1 or No2, I'm just used to it. I'd feel wierd if I hadn't, but it's possibly true a No1 wouldn't make your hands especially dirty. But, you know some people who use public facilities probably aint wearing clean underwear, so imagine where thier wang has been all day :eek:

Mr Joshua · 25 Nov 2006 at 17:03

scorza said:
If I don't wee on my hands I don't see why I should wash them afterwards

You have a point although I usually wash my hands before and after!

nemtizz · 25 Nov 2006 at 17:04

Jokester said:
What I always laugh about washing hands is, you wash your hands then turn off the tap that you turned on with your "dirty" hands.

Jokester

Erhhh just leave the tap running.

Elrein · 25 Nov 2006 at 17:24

Wow some people are desperate for a thread these days, oooh i havent washed my hands !! How many people wash their (....) <--- "insert slang word for penis here" after touching it with their "dirty" hands :rolleyes:

FrK` · 25 Nov 2006 at 17:53

u dont eat with your penis tho