Man stabs another after he fails to wash his hands...

If everybodys "wang" is so clean, how do they feel about touching said appendage with hands that have been used to open the toilet door and have been god knows where else before they touched it?

I take it all those who have declared that their "wang" is clean, washed it before they urinated? Nah, I didn't think so.
 
lol @ the idea that our penises are dirtier than any other part of our bodies

I don't wash my hands after touching my feet or face, what sort of Victorian attitude dictates I should do so after touching my wang?
 
Good gracious you! 40 hail marys now, you touched yourself, dirty little man.
Long live the empire!
 
Urgh you guys must have really dirty penis' to HAVE to wash your hands after you've been for a wee. I never wash my hands because i know for a fact my penis is clean and that i don't pee all over my hands. If i had an STD then of course i'd wash my hands, that's just plain unfair if you don't.

Having a poo is a whole different story :p
 
So if you guys think willies are as clean as your hands then you won't mind shaking someone's willy when greeting them....

as basically that is akin to what's happening when you shake someone's hand with your unwashed hands. :p
 
fs123 said:
So if you guys think willies are as clean as your hands then you won't mind shaking someone's willy when greeting them....

as basically that is akin to what's happening when you shake someone's hand with your unwashed hands. :p

Not wanting to touch another mans willy has nothing to do with wether it's clean or not :\
 
mate id lick his hands, as i think ive proven i dont care much for this whole "super" clean victorian gibberish.
 
It's all down to personal hygene IMO. :)

btw I'm sure I've heard/read somewhere that your genitals are the cleanest places on your body.
 
KizZ said:
It's all down to personal hygene IMO. :)

btw I'm sure I've heard/read somewhere that your genitals are the cleanest places on your body.

Hmm, the heat and sweat of the area pretty much make that point moot as it means it's a breeding ground for germs.
 
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