Man uses Lynx products for 7 years but fails to get a girlfriend

TheCenturion · 1 Nov 2009 at 15:44

apeZ said:
Because adverts are always true

If he can exploit a loophole and win some money, why not?

Randomface74 · 1 Nov 2009 at 15:45

I hate adverts that outright lie.

Sudden · 1 Nov 2009 at 15:46

SlyReaper said:
The lawyer is called Ram Jethmalani. Apparently, "Jeth" means "lie".

No it doesn't

'Jhoot' means lie

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 Nov 2009 at 15:53

Azza said:
Me and my mate sprayed 7 different flavours on ourselves one night, didn't work at all. I'm going to sue I think.

7 different scents! you're not supposed to eat it.

SlyReaper · 1 Nov 2009 at 15:55

http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/unable-to-attract-even-a-single-girl-frustrated-man-sues-axe/

Psyk · 1 Nov 2009 at 15:57

Lynx could avoid the problem by secretly hiring a prostitute to sleep with him. I'm sure that will be much cheaper than £26k.

GreatAuk · 1 Nov 2009 at 16:27

Psyk said:
Lynx could avoid the problem by secretly hiring a prostitute to sleep with him. I'm sure that will be much cheaper than £26k.

nice plan

Personally I don't like wearing strong smelling products, but females smelling slightly of something pleasant, not overpowering can be quite attractive.

person · 1 Nov 2009 at 16:43

Lol is this a joke? what a freak .. of course it doesn't actually work I am female and I hate the smell of lynx and would not touch a man who wore it with a 50 foot barge pole.

leaskovski · 1 Nov 2009 at 16:45

As stupid as it sounds, the Lynx adverts are take the pee somewhat.

Tefal · 1 Nov 2009 at 16:45

you're allowed claims in advertising that "no reasonable person would believe"

it's like sueing red bull because they didn't turn you into a mutant freak

buy_my_cookies · 1 Nov 2009 at 16:53

what a plonker, still hope he wins though

meghatronic · 1 Nov 2009 at 16:55

Sonea Fifer said:
Real mean use Sure

REAL men don't bother with this girly stuff and use something neutral/bland. That way the Alpha scent can ensnare the ladies.

dangerstat · 1 Nov 2009 at 17:00

This story stinks, though 26k is not to be sniffed at.

Johnny Girth · 1 Nov 2009 at 17:00

No woman likes man scent.

Things change I've changed · 1 Nov 2009 at 17:11

Sonea Fifer said:
Real mean use Sure

I use Sure cotton fresh

Vonhelmet · 1 Nov 2009 at 17:16

Fair play. Truth in advertising, yo.

Wicksta · 1 Nov 2009 at 17:17

I'm going to sue BMW because my Z4 doesn't paint coloured lines on the road.

Jez · 1 Nov 2009 at 17:50

Wicksta said:
I'm going to sue BMW because my Z4 doesn't paint coloured lines on the road.

To be fair it probably would if you drove through paint as they did

mmj_uk · 1 Nov 2009 at 17:52

Spikey said:
At least if he wins I'm sure he'll be able to buy some girls!

He won't need to they'll be swarming around him once he's rich.

Wicksta · 1 Nov 2009 at 17:54

Jez said:
To be fair it probably would if you drove through paint as they did

They didn't drive through paint, they had paint guns directed onto the tyres with different coloured tanks of paint. Watch it again.

I obviously bought the car expecting these to be standard, and I want some compo!