Men are like.....*puts on tin hat*

[Xinn]

Women Are Like

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

Abit harsh but so true

 

[TinkerBell]

Hahaha brilliant Peb's, i love how all the men are being stroppy

 

[Zip]

Hahaha brilliant Peb's, i love how all the men are feeling hurt

Go back to your kitchen

 

[Skully]

Hahaha brilliant Peb's, i love how all the men are being stroppy

STFU!

Go clean something.

 

[TinkerBell]

Go back to your kitchen

How about ...... No

 

[Treefrog]

How about ...... No

See? This is what happens when you allow them to talk - they start saying no.

Shouldn't have let them indoors in the first place IMHO.

 

[VeNT]

Grow up, get over yourself, stop the hypocrisy, get back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!

*n

fixed

 

[Sic]

I want a clingy girlfriend
Is there something wrong with me

at first she was demanding and clingy, but now she wants things, and to be with me all the time

 

[TinkerBell]

See? This is what happens when you allow them to talk - they start saying no.

Shouldn't have let them indoors in the first place IMHO.

Pfft the cheek

 

[megzy]

Go back to your kitchen

Aren't most of the chefs on T.V. guys?
So technically YOU go back to your kitchen

 

[Cybermyk]

Aren't most of the chefs on T.V. guys?
So technically YOU go back to your kitchen

This is so true, I've yet to meet a girl that can cook

 

[pyro]

Aren't most of the chefs on T.V. guys?
So technically YOU go back to your kitchen

Because girls in England are missing the cooking brain cell. Who would sit and watch a woman cook anyway? Unless she's naked with her friends, having fun with carrots.

 

[VeNT]

Because girls in England are missing the cooking brain cell. Who would sit and watch a woman cook anyway? Unless she's naked with her friends, having fun with carrots.

don't foget the cream

 

[Yas786]

don't foget the cream

And strawberries as well

 

[Aod]

cucumbers also.

 

[Yas786]

cucumbers also.

Ahhh hell with it, throw in some bananas as well

 

[Stellios]

Pineapple anyone

 

[Amp34]

Pineapple anyone

Ok thats just too far...


Women only cook because the men are too busy doing the really important stuff and dont have time to cook as well.

 

[malfunkshun]

1. Men are like .......Laxatives . We help you work stuff out.

2. Men are like Bananas . Once you get past the tough outer they are soft and fleshy

3. Men are like . Weather . We can often take you by surprise.

4. Men are like . Blenders . You need One.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...... Commercials . We make you want things you never knew you wanted.

7. Men are like . Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off, for your convenience.

8. Men are like Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature, but are a pretty safe long term investment.

9. Men are like . Mascara . We highlight your better points.

10. Men are like . Popcorn . Easily made and always leave you wanting more.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
How many inches you'll get or how long it will last. But its always fun to get some.

12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . OK got me there, wtf use is a lava lamp.


Made me chortle....first one to have a sense of humour failure is smelly!

Fixed

 

[Mickey]

Aren't most of the chefs on T.V. guys?

Thats just because men are better at ANYTHING we set our minds to, even womans work