missus found me looking at pron
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Soldato
What a waste, could have sent it to me >:3
Man of Honour
How much money do you think you had spent on it all?
I couldn't possibly say.. not a lot.. helps having seven brother-in-laws
The guys at the local dump had a field day as I left it in their office
The pages were stuck!
Man of Honour
not neededShould glue the pages together
That's slightly disturbing as it was obvious he was implying something along those lines.
Don't turn the thread gay lol
Caporegime
Same with me - I had about 500 DVDs which I just gave away to a mate. All my pr0n has been whittled down to a few special movies and they're stored electronically now. No tangible evidence in my house anymore. Half of the stuff is just boring rubbish anyway.
Soldato
By special you mean super illegal kinky stuff am i right?
Thats sick!
Forward some my way, mail in trust
Thats sick!
Forward some my way, mail in trust
Me and my mates sometimes meet up for a weekend drinking/mario kart session. One of them went on my computer to check out the 'latest movies' I downloaded.
Anyway, it was about 4 in the morning and my garden door was open. My mate decided to play one of the movies. Problem is, earlier that day I was playing really loud music...
The scream that came from my speakers made me want to jump out of my balcony!!!
In the panic my mate swopped across the room to grab the volume control, in doing so he managed to trip over and get himself tangled around the gamecube cables and drag the thing across the damn room.
He landed sideways on my desk and knocked over and spilt all the bottles of red wine and beer over my desk, keyboard and floor...
was a true kodak moment.
Anyway, it was about 4 in the morning and my garden door was open. My mate decided to play one of the movies. Problem is, earlier that day I was playing really loud music...
The scream that came from my speakers made me want to jump out of my balcony!!!
In the panic my mate swopped across the room to grab the volume control, in doing so he managed to trip over and get himself tangled around the gamecube cables and drag the thing across the damn room.
He landed sideways on my desk and knocked over and spilt all the bottles of red wine and beer over my desk, keyboard and floor...
was a true kodak moment.
Soldato
Ace