Morons.

My wife 5 minutes ago after we walked past a homeless person: "Why doesn't he just go and buy a tent?"
 
My mates Mum was giving us a lift one day, we went past some cooling towers and she was going on and on about the pollution coming out of them, I told her that it was only water vapour and not pollution at all.

Driving over the moors one day and another mates girlfriend from London shouts stop the car, I ask her why, she said that she wanted to go and stroke the sheep !
 
Cleeecooo said:
I just remembered, a few days ago I asked how much some things were... In poundland
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I did that :(
Asked the assistant to show me where to find something, when we got there he took it off the hook and gave it to me, i looked at it and decided i'd have it, then i blurted out the immortal words, "how much is it mate" ?, he gave me a funny look and said with a huge grin, "a pound".
I realised what i'd done and walked away very quickly.

:p
 
simulatorman said:
Let’s face it, some women are just plain stupid.
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krooton said:
Perhaps there is a large portion of females who do not question information ad believe the first thing they read or are told?

You stereotypical female interests don't really involve understanding a concept or something physical, whereas guys tend to be in stats/numbers (sports, cars, computers) and delve deeper to understand what they are interested in.

/sweeping generalisation
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In a cafeteria once, I overheard a conversation on the table next to mine, after one of the girls returned from a toilet break:

Man: Did you leave a 50p piece on the table before you went to the toilet?
Woman: Oh, I cant remember ... Does it have a picture of the queens head on it?
Man: .... Yes?
Woman: Oh yes, then its mine!
Woman 2: lets out a long and loud DERP! at the coin lady.

I burst out laughing, though it sounded like it was just a terrible joke.
 
A while back on a train passing Gatwick Airport. As we get to the bit where you can see down the length of the runway the woman in the seat behind us asks her partner fairly loudly 'so what motorway is that then?'
 
I was at Stonehenge and overheard a woman with an American accent say, "Do you think they chip bits off to make it look older" :)
 
This on youtube:

'I have been on a date actually. and guess what? she didn't try to initiate any physical contact. women have no interest in physical contact.'

The same guy also thought that the majority of women are prudes, this form him a little later on:

'so im so much of a .... that almost EVERY woman was a prude? yeah right. a castrated dog has a bigger sex drive than most women.'
 
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Marky said:
Oh and I forgot to mention that the girl I mentioned in my original post - WORKS AT THE AIRPORT! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Maybe she was reffering to the flaps, Aircraft need flaps deployed for takeoff dont they. I cant' believe for a second that anyone who works at a airport would think planes fly like birds ffs!
 
Was at Bank station (Waterloo & City line) waiting for a train, when a girl asked me if the train was going to Waterloo.......... :|
 
Heh, as an Underground employee it always amuses me when some bright spark announces: "Due to a signal failure, the Waterloo and City line is suspended between Waterloo and Bank."

Non-Londoners might need to look that one up...
 
Was in a supermarket about a week before christmas once, going past the frozen food section a woman lifting a frozen turkey out to put in her trolley, said in a loud voice to her femail friend "this turkey is ******* freezing!"
 
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