Mouth first questions later

Orionaut · 20 May 2015 at 17:03

Burnsy2023 said:
If you don't want him prosecuted, don't phone the Police. Police aren't there to scare people.

Encapsulated in a single sentence! Everything that is wrong about modern Policing!

Schlong&Stable · 20 May 2015 at 17:25

fatiain said:
When I was a long-haired, leather jacketed teenager, my mum got cut up by a "white van man" who she beeped at, he proceeded to follow her into the car park of B&Q, he got out to remonstrate with my mum.

I got out the car, all hair, leather and maternally protective, and oddly enough he got back into his van quietly and went crew Oscar, sharpish.

Since when is leather and hair intimidating?

fatiain · 20 May 2015 at 17:26

Thompson_NCL said:
Since when is leather and hair intimidating?

Since it was attached to 17 stone of moody 18 year old who's mum is under threat, that's when.

arknor · 20 May 2015 at 18:00

Thompson_NCL said:
Since when is leather and hair intimidating?

it all sounds rather emo to me

fatiain · 20 May 2015 at 18:10

arknor said:
it all sounds rather emo to me

This was before emo. Long before emo

bradUK · 20 May 2015 at 18:15

HecarimOP said:
Poo through his letterbox.

Assume boxing stance.

Inform him you can get a Mac-10 in 10 minutes.

Raise a legion of queen wasps and unleash them upon him.

Confuse him into submission by asking whether or not his van is a Bugatti Veyron.

Invite him to your house and win him over by dazzling him with the picture quality of your Panasonic GT50 plasma (£799) (Reference level).

The ways of GD are strong in this one.

Housey · 20 May 2015 at 18:40

Make a call, never do your own dirty work!

Also, never give away secrets on the internet.

I fail at being a hard guy

Dewgy · 20 May 2015 at 18:56

If he was working on the road and you can remember the company he was working for just go and report him to the office for being a *****.

Zenduri · 20 May 2015 at 19:31

bradUK said:
The ways of GD are strong in this one.

I got 4 of the 6 references but i am upset to see he didnt "put his fist under his chin"

Matt-Page · 21 May 2015 at 10:19

The IPB said:
How is that reacting badly then?

Because if I didn't get a good enough reason I would over react and thump him.

Efour · 21 May 2015 at 11:02

So did you follow through or too scared and followed through!?

(See what i did there?)

mike.grayizzle · 23 May 2015 at 12:18

bradUK said:
The ways of GD are strong in this one.

could have added

"Daily Mail reports on white van driver given 2 years in prison for saying naught words to woman whilst Jihad inspired immigrant UKIP voter is given community service for driving a UBER taxi"

Lord-Jaffa · 23 May 2015 at 12:24

MasterOC said:
The wife came home this morning in a bit of a state

Some bloke in a white van blocked her car in on the main road and verbally battered her and accused her of driving past and smashing his wing mirror off , bearing in mind the road in question isn't even on her route to dropping my son... yeah my son was in the car to . She said she'd tryin to explain she hadnt bin near there but apparently he wasn't having any of that untill , as my other half says " he must have twigged as he just got back in and drove straight off " , he's happaned to mention out of his raging mouth this is a road he seems to be working on . I'm tempted to go up and ask for an apology . But we know how these things can go .

Anything I can or should do ?

Ask him for some punctuation.

[FnG]magnolia · 23 May 2015 at 12:28

Lord-Jaffa said:
Ask him for some punctuation.

Burn for room 12

stopper · 23 May 2015 at 17:36

tom_e said:
Call 101 and report him for threatening behavior

why rely on the police? That's the problem with this pitiful country today, no balls to stand up for yourselves.

Chris344 · 23 May 2015 at 18:09

Any updates, have you managed to see him working on your street?

Dewgy · 23 May 2015 at 18:10

Somehow I doubt shouting back at the guy is going to have much effect.

Pestilence · 23 May 2015 at 21:13

Find him and eat his children. Only way he'll learn.

arc@css · 23 May 2015 at 23:18

HecarimOP said:
Poo through his letterbox.

Assume boxing stance.

Inform him you can get a Mac-10 in 10 minutes.

Raise a legion of queen wasps and unleash them upon him.

Confuse him into submission by asking whether or not his van is a Bugatti Veyron.

Invite him to your house and win him over by dazzling him with the picture quality of your Panasonic GT50 plasma (£799) (Reference level).

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Phone police or do nothing.