My cat is insane

[Tone1979]

Your cat seems to be pretty damn fine at being a cat!

I have two bengals. They are both far too good at catching stuff. Slow worms, rats, mice... last Christmas they even worked together to bring a whole brick of paté through the catflap and onto the kitchen floor. I was so mad at first and then pretty proud. I have brought them up well if they are bringing in such niceties as paté.

regarding disposal, I have these blue food bags from Waitrose that are really strong. I put my hand in the bag and then pick up said kitty prize with the bag over my hand, then fold the bag over the top and tie it shut. it then goes in the non-recycle waste. If you don't put it in a bag within about 3 days you will have maggots and flies. use a bag.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Oh you'd have a clue. He'd make sure you knew who he was. Met him once...bit of a twonk.

Did you meet in in a bar or a pub?

If so, what does he drink when he cant readily get human ****, maybe carlsberg?

 

[danza]

My cat stole someone's marmalade on toast once. Appeared through the cat flap looking very proud with himself. He's retarded.

 

[Captain]

Throw it over your fence and let the neighbours deal with it.

 

[Toughnoodle]

Could be worse. I don't even have a cat, but next door do and it left me a nice present of some sort intestine with complementary parasitic worm.

 

[Ace Modder]

Throw it over your fence and let the neighbours deal with it.

I actually like my neighbours, so no. Maybe wrap in a bag and spin it above my head like a lasso and loose it, see how far it can fly - maybe 4-5 houses up?

 

[Spuj]

I actually like my neighbours, so no. Maybe wrap in a bag and spin it above my head like a lasso and loose it, see how far it can fly - maybe 4-5 houses up?

Bet you a fiver you couldn't get it into garden number 5!

 

[Ace Modder]

What a youtube moment if I did it

 

[Brenn47]

Beware, rats are full of fleas!!!!!

 

[Ace Modder]

my dogs and cats are all due to their repeat flea treatment from the vets next week.

 

[Sliver]

Secondly what is the best way to dispose of it? I really don't know.

You could bag it and tag it and call in homicide police. Alternatively, bag it, drive to a nearby field somewhere and then toss it in (minus the bag) and let nature take it's course.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Secondly what is the best way to dispose of it? I really don't know.

Chuck it in the bin or bury it. If it doesn't get emptied for a fortnight tie it up tight in a polythene bag.

It worry's me your cat is female and is called Dave !!!

I think you need to go on a gender stereotyping awareness course and/or spend a small fortune of public money to change all the public announcements to be less gender specific. Oh wait they're doing that already.

 

[Kreeeee]

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[Sliver]

I think you need to go on a gender stereotyping awareness course.

Don't forget though, he needs to be aware that are3 genders like whathisface the other day.

 

[Vanquish-Storm]

Do cats not do this because they think you are a rubbish hunter?

 

[Sliver]

Do cats not do this because they think you are a rubbish hunter?

Would you sit down with a bootle of chateau lafite and say yummy when the cold sludge of stinky cat food is unceremoniously dumped before you?

 

[LeMson]

Running a animal cemetery at our house, dead pets from long a go, then the birds that the cat gets, she only really gets a handful in spring thankfully

 

[Ace Modder]

Would you sit down with a bootle of chateau lafite and say yummy when the cold sludge of stinky cat food is unceremoniously dumped before you?

Dave is fed chicken and ham from the fridge. Dave loves this very much so. Meat for human consumption vs a rat? I'd take the ham/chicken every day!

 

[Brenn47]

I threw a dead pigeon in the bin one summer .. few days later I went to put some rubbish out, opened the bin lid, the stink hit me hard and I ended up on my hands and knees in the garden, projectile vomiting.

 

[Rimsy]

Ahh what wonderful creatures cats are! Truly the ideal pet for animal haters!