Need a practical joke to get back at my manager :)

Greebo said:
And lastly me personal favourite which I did to a woman at work. I had bought something from the purple people and they obviously hadn't swiped the alarm sensor thing properly but the security guard just waved me through as he had seen me go through the till. I knew it was then still "live" and I cut it out and put it inside the pocket on this woman's handbag at work. Forgot all about it for a couple of weeks until one morning she came into work late and fuming. I was known as the practical joker anyway and I couldn't keep a straight face as she told me that she had called into B & Q on the way to work but on leaving had set off the alarms. Security asked her if she had anything to which she said no. She was then taken to the manager's office and searched with a handheld sensor. They pinned it down to her handbag and gave her one last chance to come clean before calling the police. She was bricking it. Eventually they found the purple people tag and all was fine and they released her.

I got a 9 out of 10 for that joke.
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OP: I think a combination of the whistle in the exhaust, glitter in the air vents and horn connected to windscreen wipers will be WIN :D.
 
Hxc said:
Buy him a dog.

Wait two years. Buy him some tickets to a show to get him out of the house for an evening.

Break into house. Kill dog. Cut up into pieces. Hide pieces around the house. Drain blood over bed. Place head in oven.

Leave.
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I shouldn't laugh, but I found that very funny. Is there something wrong with me?
 
CDj-Rossi said:
I shouldn't laugh, but I found that very funny. Is there something wrong with me?
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lol i smiled.

The funniest part was the bit instructing him to "Leave." at the end. As if he's going to hang around if he's just cut a dog up and smeared it all over his house....:p
 
Drop a few elastic bands in his sandwiches, it feels horrible!

Fill his umbrella with paper punch out holes, glitter is good too, but very nasty if it gets someone in the eyes :p
 
tuffty747 said:
Just to point you guys in the right direction (I work with Megahurtz)
We're salesmen in a local electrical store, so there's not really an office we can purge, and he's not into computers and stuff anyways. (Shock horror, I know...)

However, his car is his pride and joy, so I'm pretty sure something against that would hit him hard :D
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Steal the car and use it as the getaway vehicle in a bank robbery. Film it and upload to YouTube, obviously.

Or, less ridiculously, fit a cardboard body kit to his car and upload pics to somewhere it can be ridiculed.
 
put his car in auto trader.
spraypaint his tyres pink.
put his details on a gay dating website.
put a dead goat in his boot.

Fenris said:
Super Glue everything on his desk TO his desk.
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i went to check out someone's broken pc at a large stationary firm. the power button had broken a bit so i asked of they had any superglue. the guy sniggered a bit and told me they have been banned from having it in the office. only then did i notice all sorts of stuff like coins, paper clips, pens stuck on desks and cabinets :D
 
Loads of brown packing tape stuck to his car but make sure the car is parked in the sun. The left over glue off the tape will be hard to get off. Help him remove it by bringing in a tin of furniture polish and whilst he isn't looking, spray it all over his windows and buff them up.
 
xJcBx said:
Open his computer, put his mobile in it and then shut it again.
Could turn it off or just put it on scilent.

Or put a Shutdown.exe -r 30 shurtcut in his startup folder ;)
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For some reason I have a shutdown program that switches off the computer in less than 3 seconds, think it skips all the safe shutdown procedures...

I actually did do that to a friends computer and it took us ages to get it removed because we couldn't access safe mode on his computer :D

But 30 seconds is plenty of time to do:

win+r -> cmd -> shutdown -a

Do shutdown -f -r -t 0 instead
 
I say do what Jeremy did to James on top gear in the young drivers challenge, glue the buttons on his CD player and put some Techno full blast :D

or

Change his windows log on sound to something ~uhm~ aswell as his shutdown sound :P saw this done with some goat noises and some other noises on youtube once but I cant think of the name, guy shut it down in a library and got a nasty surprise :P

EDIT: found it
 
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