Freeze a can of shaving foam.
Once frozen, saw it in half.
Now place each half in a different drawer... once they defrost, they will expand like normal shaving foam.
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Need help getting Revenge
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Similar idea, but get someone you know to call into work as a police officer and say they are investigating your suicide which may be related to bullying in the work place.
swap some of his keys around on his keyboard and see if he notices...I find just swapping the F and G key amusing
if nothing else you will find out if he can type or not or if he can remember the location of every letter on the keyboard
or if he has a potted plant on or close to his desk..some tea dregs or a little bit of milk in the soil really starts to smell like puke after a little while
if nothing else you will find out if he can type or not or if he can remember the location of every letter on the keyboard
or if he has a potted plant on or close to his desk..some tea dregs or a little bit of milk in the soil really starts to smell like puke after a little while
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Take off all his keys on keyboard and swap them all over.
When he returns and notices this, hit him repeatedly on the bridge of his nose with keyboard.
If you can find his phone PIN, re-record his voicemail to 'I dress up in nappies, please leave a message'
Pick your nose repeatedly and stick the bogies underneath his keyboard.
Contact a hacker and ask them to do a DOS Attack or even mail bomb his address.
When he returns and notices this, hit him repeatedly on the bridge of his nose with keyboard.
If you can find his phone PIN, re-record his voicemail to 'I dress up in nappies, please leave a message'
Pick your nose repeatedly and stick the bogies underneath his keyboard.
Contact a hacker and ask them to do a DOS Attack or even mail bomb his address.
Starters:
Selotape under his mouse on the sensor and left handed click
Main Course:
Attaached 1-way ties to all of his back wheel spokes for a nice sound when riding home.
followed by a helping on clingfilm covering the bike
then followed by the 'cracked screen image with the hidden icons and the mouse and keyboard disconnected'
Deserts:
connect rubber bands to his chair from under his desk so wen he pulls his chair out it will keep bouncing back
Will keep u posted
Selotape under his mouse on the sensor and left handed click
Main Course:
Attaached 1-way ties to all of his back wheel spokes for a nice sound when riding home.
followed by a helping on clingfilm covering the bike
then followed by the 'cracked screen image with the hidden icons and the mouse and keyboard disconnected'
Deserts:
connect rubber bands to his chair from under his desk so wen he pulls his chair out it will keep bouncing back
Will keep u posted
Deserts:
connect rubber bands to his chair from under his desk so wen he pulls his chair out it will keep bouncing back
lolcakes.
Bind him to desk, face up, then fetch a dish towel and large jug of water.
Place the towel over his nose and mouth and start slowly dripping the water on to it.
Eventually, he will have to breathe in and will get a lung full of water, it will sting like hell and he will need you to pound his chest to stop him drowning.
When he can talk again ask him if he still wants to play stupid office games, repeat procedure until he answers in the negative.
Place the towel over his nose and mouth and start slowly dripping the water on to it.
Eventually, he will have to breathe in and will get a lung full of water, it will sting like hell and he will need you to pound his chest to stop him drowning.
When he can talk again ask him if he still wants to play stupid office games, repeat procedure until he answers in the negative.
I like the cress idea myself
But in all seriousness, if you're new and they're doing it this often, then I'd consider going to HR myself.
Don't you sound like a bundle of laughs.
