Never been in my attic before

LeeUK · 13 Jul 2013 at 21:18

Getting some decent ladders tomorrow so I can finally get up into the loft. Exciting times. :cool:

wazza300 · 13 Jul 2013 at 21:21

You might have a hider in the house

TommyV · 13 Jul 2013 at 21:23

On a serious note, there may actually be items of worth up there? I'd do it!

arknor · 13 Jul 2013 at 21:36

MisChief said:
O dear... Man up!!!

I climbed up into the loft a couple of weeks ago to clear everything out as I'm moving house in a few days. Ladder was about 2ft away from the hatch so I had to actually climb up it, I was all dressed in black with my marigolds and felt like cat woman up there

Found a doll which had one eye closed... Then held it upright and then both eyes opened. Looked kinda scary

good job you didn't watch "childs play" before going up there then

georgew91 · 13 Jul 2013 at 21:46

get a mate round and have a look there could be old stuff worth a bit up there, if u manage to man up and go up there

report back with what you find

dav3evans · 13 Jul 2013 at 22:01

I think when you eventually get up there you need to video the experience. Gotta share now that you have everyone's attention. Or at the very least some pics of what you find.

memyselfandi · 13 Jul 2013 at 22:19

There's probably a family of illegal immigrants living up there .... don't worry, they'll just kill you and steal your identity ....

Derek W · 13 Jul 2013 at 22:39

Bad news, your father will disown you. Good news is your mother will know you're the girl she never had

LeeUK · 13 Jul 2013 at 22:50

I hope there is some goodies up there. Either way, got surveyor coming next week to see about loft and wall insulation so he'll be going up anyway.

Fuzz · 14 Jul 2013 at 01:50

I was going to say grow up but you can't even actually be a child if you have never explored your own loft!

You fail at life.

skippy2421 · 14 Jul 2013 at 02:26

May I recommend watching the new season of Luther before going up there.

K1LLSW1TCH · 14 Jul 2013 at 02:30

Watch out for the camel spiders...

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Jul 2013 at 04:28

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I would watch the hell out of this film.

koolpc · 14 Jul 2013 at 05:52

I once found a dead body in the attic!

It was quite a big spider!

Zefan · 14 Jul 2013 at 06:01

LeeUK said:
I'm scared to get up

LeeUK said:
When I get up I will report back with photos.

LeeUK said:
Getting some decent ladders tomorrow so I can finally get up

LeeUK said:
Not managed to get up

I can't be the only one. Probably am the only one. Whatever. Willys.

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Jul 2013 at 06:06

I see dead penises.

boobaca · 14 Jul 2013 at 06:28

Stick 1 hand in there with your phone and then jump off you're ladder fast in case you get molested , once down inspect the photographs. I've got to admit , I would be **** scared to go up there

danza · 14 Jul 2013 at 09:00

[FnG]magnolia;24606057 said:
I see dead penises.

How are they arranged? How many penii?

Oh, and OP, you are a mahoosive pussy. Get up there with a ladder today and stop all this theatrical dilly-dallying.

TehBluebear · 14 Jul 2013 at 09:03

skippy2421 said:
May I recommend watching the new season of Luther before going up there.

"Is that a cat?"

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Jul 2013 at 09:03

danza said:
How are they arranged? How many penii?

4-3-2-1

The Christmas Tree Penis Formation as favoured by Venables and Spanish teams.