What the hell is going on with GP appointments at the moment? I just tried to get an appointment with my GP and this was the conversation:
Reception bulldog - Can you please describe the issue?
Me - I have multiple sclerosis and am having a flare up at the moment that is affecting my eyes. I could do with having someone look inside my eyes and see whether my optic nerve bundle is inflamed.
Reception bulldog - Would an optician not be more appropriate?
Me - No, an optician will send me straight to you and anyway, they can't prescribe steroids which I may need
Reception bulldog - Is it a medical emergency?
Me - Well, no, I'm noy dying. I just can't see properly
Reception bulldog - It might be better if you go to your local minor injuries unit
Me - It's not an injury. It's my MS flaring up. Can I just see a GP please?
Reception bulldog - NHS 111 might be better able to assist with this
Me - NHS 111 will send me to you or to casualty, look. I'm a high-risk patient due to my MS, can I please have an appointment to see a GP?
Reception bulldog - I can offer you a telephone consultation
Me - I'd prefer face to face as I need someone to look inside my eyes and they aren't going to be able to do that over the phone
Reception bulldog - Can you email a photo of the issue?
Me - I don't have the equipment to photograph my optic nerve bundle. Can I please have a face to face appointment?
Reception bulldog - I'm afraid not. We only offer telephone appointments. If the GP decides that you require a face to face appointment then they will book one for a future date. If you need to be seen today then you will have to go to your local minor injuries unit or to accident and emergency.
Me - Fine, I'll take the phone appointment.
FFS, it's no wonder A&E are so stressed when GP surgeries are sending people like me down to them.