Nighclub chat-up lines.

SpKM3 · 24 May 2007 at 15:49

Schofield said:
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

Genius!

woodsy · 24 May 2007 at 15:51

SpKM3 said:
Genius!

lol some of them are ace

richyfingers · 24 May 2007 at 15:59

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

geuben · 24 May 2007 at 15:59

JonB said:
What is that show?

how i met your mother. Its a quality show.

Beansprout · 24 May 2007 at 16:01

When I saw your digits, I knew you were signed for me...

richyfingers · 24 May 2007 at 16:03

Zefan might like this one

Have you got star wars pants on, cause your arse is out of this world

Mikeyboy · 24 May 2007 at 16:05

richyfingers said:
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Alternatively:

Does this taste like Rohypnol to you?

shifty_uk · 24 May 2007 at 16:05

Some good ones in here

Have some stars!

I personally can't stand chat-up lines, I'd rather just introduce myself and tell her how it is.

PaulStat · 24 May 2007 at 16:11

I once headbutted a girl once, that worked

Zefan · 24 May 2007 at 16:14

richyfingers said:
Have you got star wars pants on, cause your arse is out of this world

I know some good manouvers, I can probably shake them off.

InvaderGIR · 24 May 2007 at 16:22

shifty_uk said:
Some good ones in here Have some stars!

I personally can't stand chat-up lines, I'd rather just introduce myself and tell her how it is.

Yeh, chat-up lines are for people that use the interweb too much...uh oh!

Seriously though I just meet people, and chat to them, but then I don't go to clubs all that much. Also now if I pulled I think my girlfriend may get a bit annoyed.

Hows about...
"I'm 1 person short of a threesom, fancy joining me?"

InvG

SB118 · 24 May 2007 at 16:26

-> Nice arse, you've pulled.
--> I'll get my coat.
-> why? it's not cold in the toilets.

Glaucus · 24 May 2007 at 16:29

I'm desperate, you want a ****?

"andy" · 24 May 2007 at 16:42

who even goes in clubs where its possible to have a conversation ?

"insert **** chat up line here "

"what"

"insert **** chat up line here "

"what"

"insert **** chat up line here "

"what"

"insert **** chat up line here "

"**** off"

hyper_piper45 · 24 May 2007 at 16:44

"Ladies, I'm [insert name] and I have an 11-inch penis... around! Think about it."

Shamelessly stolen from American Pie

stinka · 24 May 2007 at 16:46

can i grind you, im alpha

hyper_piper45 · 24 May 2007 at 16:49

stinka said:
can i grind you, im alpha

Haha, quality!

Eddie182 · 24 May 2007 at 16:50

The forces favourite...

"Hello, my names Geoffery and I'm a Dolphin trainer"

Mr Nice · 24 May 2007 at 16:52

[Richard Richard (Bottom)]

"My, thats a smashing blouse you have on"

[/Richard Richard]

calnen · 24 May 2007 at 16:53

stinka said:
can i grind you, im alpha

lol, was waiting for that one