Nighclub chat-up lines.

[normanthefarmer]

You: what winks and is good in bed?
Her: i don't know
You: "wink"

 

[daven1986]

this is one my girlfriend suggested (she is a medical student)

if i could be an enzyme, id be dna helicase so i can unzip your genes

 

[Indy500]

this is one my girlfriend suggested (she is a medical student)

if i could be an enzyme, id be dna helicase so i can unzip your genes

Hahaha.

 

[Jonny69]

'Allo darlin, fancy a curry and a shag?

*SLAP*

What about pizza then?

 

[Tru]

A bloke called GTA once made a thread and it ended up the best collection of the worst lines ever. One of GD's finest moments for sure.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17404283

example: Is it hot in here or do you always sweat like a Grand National winner?

 

[mr.bond]

My personal favourite, never fails:

'Don't let this rape turn into a murder'

 

[oneilldo]

ill tell u want will make this thread more funny and interesting..

funny chat up lines from films

im sure stifler from american pie has got loads

Not funny chat-up lines but some of the best lines in a film ever are on the last boy scout where he is talking to the pimp in the alley.

 

[Will_3rd]

I've got some half decent ones but they are rather rude

great thread though, as well as the one Tru pointed out

 

[233]

are you a ati or nvidia chick?

 

[Jonny69]

My personal favourite, never fails:

'Don't let this rape turn into a murder'

Quality What was that from?

If you keep talking like a bitch I'm going to have to slap you like a bitch - Resevoir Dogs

 

[Gaygle]

Lol thought of another:

Do you think I'm good looking? [ladies only]

LOL another good 'un

 

[mr.bond]

Quality What was that from?

If you keep talking like a bitch I'm going to have to slap you like a bitch - Resevoir Dogs

It's not from anything : )

 

[Chris1712]

I want to cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD ?

Well thats going in my sig

 

[semi-pro waster]

A bloke called GTA once made a thread and it ended up the best collection of the worst lines ever. One of GD's finest moments for sure.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17404283

I'd forgotten about that thread and I'm now creasing myself reading some of the responses. I find it sad you need to explain who GTA was now, his comedy threads should be mandatory reading on how it was meant to be done.

 

[Gaygle]

A bloke called GTA once made a thread and it ended up the best collection of the worst lines ever. One of GD's finest moments for sure.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17404283

example: Is it hot in here or do you always sweat like a Grand National winner?

Oh man. GTA needs no introduction. I still miss the guy. I hope he's still around here somewhere...

i'm still laughin from the other thread *wipes tear away*

 

[Haircut]

A bloke called GTA once made a thread and it ended up the best collection of the worst lines ever. One of GD's finest moments for sure.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17404283

example: Is it hot in here or do you always sweat like a Grand National winner?

Ah, I remember that thread - pure quality

 

[Psyk]

Oh man. GTA needs no introduction. I still miss the guy. I hope he's still around here somewhere...

Unfortunately not. There was some big scandal or something and he left. No idea what it was, these things are covered up pretty well.

 

[Creature]

Unfortunately not. There was some big scandal or something and he left. No idea what it was, these things are covered up pretty well.

He was banned for breaking the rules 1 too many times.

 

[Richeh]

"Fancy a bum?"

 

[Haircut]

It's actually sad going through that thread and seeing just how many people have been banned/permabanned/just don't hang around here anymore.

/Goes on some more about how this place isn't like it used to be