Off topic thread

Vince · 10 May 2011 at 11:13

R420LA6X2/4MNA said:
I was destroyed off the line this morning by a yaris on the A41 near Watford.

I have 440BHP under my right foot, more torques than even a 320d(!) yet still I was humbled.

Wounded.

You forgot to mention that you were carrying 6 ton of weight, granted the Yaris does indeed offer up supercar levels of performance so don't be down heartened we have all been put to shame by unhinged power!

Scania · 10 May 2011 at 11:26

Hmm, the tractor is about 7.5ton, the trailer roughly the same, and 26 pallets of cement weighs a bit too....

Blackhawk47 · 10 May 2011 at 22:32

NathWraith said:
Mega lolz at the BMW destroying Yaris.

It would appear that the meriva I posted above would also destroy a yaris.

hurfdurf · 10 May 2011 at 23:02

I have lost my V5 in my recent move and don't know when my MOT is up, any advice?

Only current suggestion has been to kill myself, which seems a tad drastic but frankly an understandable desire.

Scania · 10 May 2011 at 23:20

hurfdurf said:
I have lost my V5 in my recent move and don't know when my MOT is up, any advice?

Only current suggestion has been to kill myself, which seems a tad drastic but frankly an understandable desire.

So you lost your V5? and want to kill yourself because you think you need a V5 for an MOT?

Sensible.

tried looking on the last MOT? or are you a rich git with a new, virgin non MOT'd type car thing?

hurfdurf · 10 May 2011 at 23:22

R420LA6X2/4MNA said:
So you lost your V5? and want to kill yourself because you think you need a V5 for an MOT?

Sensible.

tried looking on the last MOT? or are you a rich git with a new, virgin non MOT'd type car thing?

I am a rich kid but I need some advice on how to deal with my influx of overseas equity cash trading also Range Rover Sports.

I can't find my last MOT cert or my V5. Anyone able to access the police database thingy?

Vigoro · 10 May 2011 at 23:23

I got gearbox oil on my hand, is the only way to make the smell go away to chop my hand off?

I have a feeling it will be

hurfdurf · 10 May 2011 at 23:25

Vigoro said:
I got gearbox oil on my hand, is the only way to make the smell go away to chop my hand off?

I have a feeling it will be

Lemon works iirc.

Westyfield2 · 10 May 2011 at 23:32

Vigoro said:
I got gearbox oil on my hand, is the only way to make the smell go away to chop my hand off?

I have a feeling it will be

Gearbox oil is a right PITA to get rid of the smell

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InvaderGIR · 10 May 2011 at 23:33

Vigoro said:
I got gearbox oil on my hand, is the only way to make the smell go away to chop my hand off?

I have a feeling it will be

Time works well....oh and...HAHAHAHA....it stinks!

loltim · 11 May 2011 at 00:01

surely fairly liquid will get rid of it.

InvaderGIR · 11 May 2011 at 00:16

loltim said:
surely fairly liquid will get rid of it.

It will remove the oil from your hands, but the smell will not leave. It is an odd substance, it reeks and removing the smell is nearly impossible...but is 'just' oil.

Vita · 11 May 2011 at 09:48

Do what my father did and use thinner on your hands.

spaz · 11 May 2011 at 12:04

Just chop them off and get some more from the second hand shop? lololol etc

Krowzer · 11 May 2011 at 14:30

Looking forward to getting these on my Evo and seeing how they perform:

Goodyear F1 Asymmetric 2's 235/45/17, paid £111 each.

Gaygle · 11 May 2011 at 21:14

Nice ^^

In other news, i am disappoint by the lack of interesting threads tonight

Please bring back DannyW, TBL and that other 17 year old one.

Princey · 11 May 2011 at 22:08

Talking of past members, what happened to MickeyD, Killa Ken and Penski?

loltim · 11 May 2011 at 22:10

MickeyD just stopped posting, Killa Ken and Penski got banned.

Sone · 11 May 2011 at 22:14

what happened to loltim?!?!

semi-pro waster · 11 May 2011 at 22:17

MickeyD got fed up of the anti-American comments so took himself off, he's still posting on another corner of the internet and is doing ok as far as I'm aware.

Killa Ken's posting just tailed off but I believe he was in Switzerland for a time, G-MAN2004 is probably the best person to ask how he's getting on.

Penski was permabanned - I'm not sure exactly what for, could have been any number of reasons but he did receive a number of warnings so it couldn't have been a huge surprise.