Me and the Gill have decided on a new marketing push for the new Will Gill action figure with 997 Porsche car along with my how to waste thousands on cars/buying houses DVD boxset.
The whole lot available now from Diamonduk for the introductory price of £37.99.
in similar news, Willgill.co.uk releases the new all non-singing,nondancing willgill action figure!!
features include:
1. Skis like a professional*
*warning skiing ability is greatly impaired when the willgill action figure is exposed Jagermeister
2. Drinks like fish*
*fish in question is a small guppy and has a low tolerance to alcohol
3. Drives fast cars*
*Cars sold seperately from www.carcraft.co.uk on a two for three basis
4. Possesses awesome forum personality!*
*requires the to have drunk like a fish for suitable delusions of grandure to have sunk in
5. Will's Bottomless bank accounts*
*similar to a bucket with no bottom the bottomless bank account account actually holds no money - by design
6. Cornish goodlooks*
*twelve legs, fifteen hands all of which are perfect for the TBA willgill executive 3k suit clothing range
We are speaking with Spie at the moment for an OcUK exclusive