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Nah I'll enjoy my hair whilst it lasts cheers!

Depressing moment. When you look at your hair line and think 'I swear there used to be hair there' and then you look a bit closer and think 'Hang on, why can I see my scalp on one side but not the other'

I guess I'm lucky. I'm black. Bald works :cool:
 
wait till we all wake up tomorrow no **** here can even see straight its your fault you shoulds have said earlieer4

Epic fail mark :p

Bleh! It's what happens when you wait on others to let you know if your working the next day or not, blah!
 
ypou fail ui told yoyu to come early you had some client ****** get on my nerves then swine
 
i had good hair when i wass yhong very bushy now i have a numnber 4

Tom the barber in maple road penge 7 quoid i give him a tenner mind

I used to give me man a tenner. £5 cut but a fiver tip. Maybe a bit too much but I couldn't exactly give him a ten and say 'Actually, just give me 2 quid change back'. Getting out of the chair, giving him a ten and saying keep the change is a lot cooler. Grade one, all good.

Then I figured out that I could do it myself. Money in the bank right there.
 
Dad has fell over on the floor now,we are going to revive him with ice and cashew nuts
 
I'll settle for the bbq tomorrow :p

However I'm all ready to go out, so I might have to!

All ready? Pfft. Shower, run over whatever is clean with a iron and I'm ready.

Had to buy new shoes today. ****ing IMPOSSIBLE to get a size 13/14 in Croydon. Was getting properly wound up. The only place that did the size 14s I need is a custom place. £300 for a pair of shoes? Two words. **** that.

Settled for some 13s in the end. A tight fit but my feet are wider rather than long. They'll stretch.

I thought I was going to end up rocking my steel capped work doc martins :D
 
It was talking about windows, or something.

Also priced things up. Mondeo is £500 more to run on fuel a year! =p
using average MPG

Maybe when they do the one shot opperation they lower themselves if they detect something or someone has got stuck. I've got to try that at work on monday.
 
i tell u baxck in the day we was just geting redy for a night ioout at midnight we used to go hil top club by brands hatch funy i emded up living right by it now they wont let me go cos im beanned ****ing swine we went last christmas and they said we was rude can u believe that ****

get on my nerbves ****ing swines
 
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i tell u baxck in the day we was just geting redy for a night ioout at midnight we used to go hil top club by brands hatch funy i emded up living right by it now they wont let me go cos im beanned ****ing swine we went last christmas and they said we was rude can u believe that ****

By the number of stars you have posted tonight, yes. :p
 
Starting a night at midnight? ****ing hell. We're done well, well before that. Is anything even open much past 1AM. We've struggled to find a offy to keep up stocked up on cheap nasty cider at that time :D
 
Starting a night at midnight? ****ing hell. We're done well, well before that. Is anything even open much past 1AM. We've struggled to find a offy to keep up stocked up on cheap nasty cider at that time :D

thats where you uong uns missed out back in the day we was just warning up qat midnight if there wasnt a good clunb we went to a dance in luton, yea luton yu might laugh
 
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