Off topic thread

Phate · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:50

Na he just gave her the heinz sauce

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:51

no she wouldnt bitch can u believe that **** she come from leyutonstone east london i never had no lucjk in east london

Joshy · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:52

Blackhawk47 said:
I don't care what anyone might say but I have to get one of these some day!

Call that a ****ing burn out. Me, the Soarer, loads of audi apprentices and a empty car park outside a matalan in miltion keynes. Whoever says you can't wheel spinning a auto is a ****ing ****. Left foot on the brake, right foot on the loud pedal, ****ing smoked the chavs out.

PMKeates · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:52

Joshy said:
I apoglize right now if this is an out of order question, and I will regret it in the morning BUT

How do you decide who one is the 'Man' when it comes to bed? Is it clearly defined by the person that you can and how you come across or do you take turns?

Again, sorry. Genuinely interested

Depends. Some people are bottoms only, some are tops only and some are versatile. If two bottom-only or top-only guys get together it's just going to be playing about/frot/whatever, a bottom and a top and the decision is made, two versatiles and they'll do whatever takes their fancy. Probably a bit of both

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:53

o9k let me tell you young lot you missed the good times naith ask ya dad he knoiws we know spie themk was rthe days :FD

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:55

i cant even post the pictures cos i get put nout i got somne dfgood pictures i tell u :SD

PMKeates · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:00

DM said:
pitching and catcvhuing if i was gonna be gay id want to be giving it you knoew thats a fact

I dunno. Have you ever taken it up there? It's really quite amazing. Like... I recommend everyone try it. Homework for tonight everyone - stick a few fingers up there. Trust me. Make sure you go deep enough to reach it. You'll know what 'it' is when you're there.

NathWraith · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:05

PMKeates said:
I dunno. Have you ever taken it up there? It's really quite amazing. Like... I recommend everyone try it. Homework for tonight everyone - stick a few fingers up there. Trust me. Make sure you go deep enough to reach it. You'll know what 'it' is when you're there.

Joshy · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:06

Mark give me a bell back **** knows what happened there mate

InvaderGIR · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:06

NathWraith said:

That there looks like the face of someone that has tried it and is enjoying it.

Happy · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:08

This is gold

rG-tom · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:12

I can haz also lost 3 stone!

EDIT wow this post moves fast, id left it open and not replied, then replied 2 hours later and its moved 2 pages on lol

InvaderGIR · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:12

lolchinstrap

rG-tom · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:17

InvaderGIR said:
lolchinstrap

without the chinstrap i have no jawline, at all, in the slightest bit. I'm destined to have it forever.

Joshy · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:19

Mark you cut out again mate. Bell me

DM · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:20

atention attention wakree up

Princey · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:21

I'm gonna hit the sack (bed). Good night OcUK. x

Joshy · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:21

Princey said:
I'm gonna hit the sack (bed). Good night OcUK. x

pussy.

PMKeates · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:23

I need the help of OcUK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk&#t=1m27s

That sort of 'sparkly' noise in the background... it's from a famous dance track. What is it?

Joshy · 3 Jul 2011 at 00:31

Joshy said:
Call that a ****ing burn out. Me, the Soarer, loads of audi apprentices and a empty car park outside a matalan in miltion keynes. Whoever says you can't wheel spinning a auto is a ****ing ****. Left foot on the brake, right foot on the loud pedal, ****ing smoked the chavs out.

****ing reminds me. Car full of bentley apprentices on the way to training. Guess what we see. A 300C with ****ing B badges. He's on the Outside lane doing over a ton, thinking he's the ****ing daddy, we pull up in the middle lane odd linglong part worn on the front and everything. Open the taps and have a play. 150 and he's ****ing burned. proper burned the **** out. We drop back, pull aside him and by former man, asain bloke in the pass seat. We get a wave and a thumbs up. My (former cos he's a **** now) man give him the finger, as soon as that finger went up my foot when down. ****ing done.

Probably a diesel or something but the message was sent