Off topic thread

PMKeates · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:32

Princey said:
I'm too tight

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:33

up the m1 and into a dance in luton, was the original 4 white blokes in a saxon dance many a fight later in the car park u never seeeemn a black girl like i went home with :FD

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:34

Joshy · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:34

'We' being my man charlie. ****ing *****. My best mate but he sort of ****ed that by nicking my wallet one night and drawing out £300 on my card. I had to re book my ****ing driving test because of that. I should ****ing have the hump but I've sort of let it go. Don't get me wrong, I don't trust him anywhere to the point that I did, but he's the best mate I've ever had. Poor sod. 20 years old, one kid, another on the way, him and his misses live in a mice and cockroach infested **** hole in walhamstow/leyton. I don't like to think I have a lot of money but I try and show them a good night when I can. Did £40 on pizza the other night. £40. If they need anything for their kid I'm the first to offer. When I've got to get my wallet out and give them a quid for some milk so the boy you know things are a bit sad. If only he didn't start the smack when we we're fresh out of school. I'd have given my life for him, but now I can't trust him but I haven't learned enough to stay away.

I can't bring a kid into this ****. I've been wanting one really bad lately but I've got to wait. I'm going to give them a better life than I had, that's for sure. I've ****ing got to.

Princey · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:36

Guys stop the funny in this thread. I was having a poo, read a comment, laughed and forced one out too fast and got back splash.

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:36

i got a grand son hes 4 my boy he was 17 when he had him ****ing great i love that boy

Joshy · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:37

Princey said:
Guys stop the funny in this thread. I was having a poo, read a comment, laughed and forced one out too fast and got back splash.

Better to get pushing stuff out of that hole than getting someone pushing stuff in

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:37

gives you a hole new outlook i tell you

Joshy · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:40

Give it a few. I ain't bring them up on a council estate or any of that ****. My mum did her absolute best but it could have been better. I don't want to think that about my kids. Stable relationship, Private schools, any and everything they want, I'm going to get it.

I'm going to be such a softie with my kids

PMKeates · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:40

Joshy said:
Better to get pushing stuff out of that hole than getting someone pushing stuff in

I would like to dispel the myth now that there are turds there when stuff(ing) is happening.

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:42

hiis name sean top kid i tell you very good lookin g myu grandsone

Blackhawk47 · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:43

I don't care what anyone might say but I have to get one of these some day!

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:43

he mite only be 4 but its a good kid let me tell you how the sleeping positioon go thers me then lisa then grunter sean in the middle and george tyhew cat

Joshy · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:44

PMKeates said:
I would like to dispel the myth now that there are turds there when stuff(ing) is happening.

I apoglize right now if this is an out of order question, and I will regret it in the morning BUT

How do you decide who one is the 'Man' when it comes to bed? Is it clearly defined by the person that you can and how you come across or do you take turns?

Again, sorry. Genuinely interested

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:45

yhes black and white good cart that when she throws me out he there 4 me thde e cat

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:46

pitching and catcvhuing if i was gonna be gay id want to be giving it you knoew thats a fact

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:48

PMKeates said:
I would like to dispel the myth now that there are turds there when stuff(ing) is happening.

tomato skin

i tell you many moons ago i one hasd a go atthis gfirl sarah gilgallon and got a tomato skin omn the end of willy

awinky7yyyy

Princey · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:48

I'm in tears at this thread. Feels like a proper pub table with this man chatter.

Joshy · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:48

Did you make her suck it off?

NathWraith · 2 Jul 2011 at 23:50

Joshy you are a funny ****er, so much LOL this is unreal