I had this when I went to the loo at Macro once! Someone must have spent ages making their loo seat protector
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I had this when I went to the loo at Macro once! Someone must have spent ages making their loo seat protector
My god this IS my pet hate in the current office. A few months ago someone was consistently blocking the bogs with explosive diarrhoeal! Ok now it has stopped but the number of disgusting dirty people that should be put to sleep with a brick through their skull is mind blowing!
No word of a joke, at my place of work, somebody smears poo in the sink, the cleaners are sick to death of it. I havent seen it myself , but the cleaners have gone to the directors in complaint. Disgusting. Some people have serious issues.
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Office I used to work at we had an issue in the toilet of somebody picking their nose and leaving the acquired bogies stuck to the wall, cleaner refused to touch them, so day by day the collection steadily grew.Not sure they ever did catch the culprit, turns my stomach to think about it even now.
I picked the mrs up from manc airport last night, got there a bit early... only just landed so i decided to brave the loo!
Urinals were full of smelly asian men ( im being 100% DESCRIPTIVE here... they were all asian, and they all stank to high heaven )... i walked down to the only open cubicle and was met with a broken seat, poop everywhere including the wall, and shoe marks in poo on the seat!
The whole toilet room STANK of curry, poop and BO.
I do wonder why we dont put special 3rd world pits in the floor at airports and mark the rest as " for use by advanced cultures only " on the door.
I used to see the same at a place i worked at in manchester, the asian ( mainly pakistani ) workers just stood and squatted over the loo.... explosively detonated and apparently wiped their backside with a hand and smeared it on the wall!... animals
Urinals were full of smelly asian men ( im being 100% DESCRIPTIVE here... they were all asian, and they all stank to high heaven )... i walked down to the only open cubicle and was met with a broken seat, poop everywhere including the wall, and shoe marks in poo on the seat!
The whole toilet room STANK of curry, poop and BO.
I do wonder why we dont put special 3rd world pits in the floor at airports and mark the rest as " for use by advanced cultures only " on the door.
I used to see the same at a place i worked at in manchester, the asian ( mainly pakistani ) workers just stood and squatted over the loo.... explosively detonated and apparently wiped their backside with a hand and smeared it on the wall!... animals
One of two scenarios:
1) It survived the flush.
2) The perp was confident enough to walk away with a "no wipe" grin.
People often wash themselves in the sink. Water everywhere, over the floor and all around the sinks. They're for washing your hands, not your face and arms. Signs were put up not to do this, but it still persists.
People also seem to suffer with pee accuracy. Some times people don't flush their number two either. I don't get it. The toilet roll box is usually ravaged as well, they're all over the wet floor. Wish people would leave the toilets in an acceptable state and be considerate.
People also seem to suffer with pee accuracy. Some times people don't flush their number two either. I don't get it. The toilet roll box is usually ravaged as well, they're all over the wet floor. Wish people would leave the toilets in an acceptable state and be considerate.
Thats what I use my pinky for, it's not like it gets used for much else.
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wtf
Edit: as much as I think that's disgusting, there are an enormous number of English ***** who will **** or **** anywhere and you've made a very sweeping judgement
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Haha, as funny as that is, it does sound a bit over the top.
I wish it was.... while waiting there must have been a few planes from that part of the world, nearly everyone had 5 suitcases, some even had HUGE cardboad boxes and all the men were attacking the loos..
I pity the poor sods who work as cleaners there i really do.
The place i mentioned in manchester was in a business complex, the loos were shared between a few warehouses. It really was hideous, i used to wait till lunch and goto mcdonalds and use their loo instead.
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Someone once pinched one off in the toilet bin....
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i once had a job as a cleaner in a supermarket
i had to cover the toilets if the woman was on her day off.
and man you would be surprised by how disgusting these woman are, they would urinate and not flush leaving it overnight until the cleaners came (this stank out the whole toilet/changing rooms), they left bloodied fanny rags on the floor, the bloodied fanny plugs left in the toiled (there's a fancy bin for these fanny goods), sick in the sink (toilets are a matter of 2 feet away from the sink), floaters left to stink, **** on the toilet seat.
this is from so called respectable women.
surprisingly the mens toilets have always been pretty well looked after
i had to cover the toilets if the woman was on her day off.
and man you would be surprised by how disgusting these woman are, they would urinate and not flush leaving it overnight until the cleaners came (this stank out the whole toilet/changing rooms), they left bloodied fanny rags on the floor, the bloodied fanny plugs left in the toiled (there's a fancy bin for these fanny goods), sick in the sink (toilets are a matter of 2 feet away from the sink), floaters left to stink, **** on the toilet seat.
this is from so called respectable women.
surprisingly the mens toilets have always been pretty well looked after
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Leave an upper decker in protest.
lol i love toilets...
Best i ever seen was on a Rig. The locals were standing on the seats, as they do and covering the area in 1s and 2s... It was amazing to think they were Human beings too.
Im not squeamish, like the OP, i have no issues dealing with it other than the complete perplexity of how one can wee, poo, bleed or be sick EVERY where but in the bowl.
Best i ever seen was on a Rig. The locals were standing on the seats, as they do and covering the area in 1s and 2s... It was amazing to think they were Human beings too.
Im not squeamish, like the OP, i have no issues dealing with it other than the complete perplexity of how one can wee, poo, bleed or be sick EVERY where but in the bowl.
