*I* would be an inch taller if I'd had that sort of pay rise
EDIT: Just got back into FM, and have finally managed to get Bala Town to be a) Professional, and b) a Europa League Group Stages team.
It's taken me a few seasons longer than I expected, though this was down to a gripe of mine that I'd like to see addressed in future versions:
Me: Hey, Board! Because of my genius, we've got £2M in the kitty. Can we finally turn Pro to attract decent players?
Board: We're financially secure, so we don't see why not... but we'll make our decision at the end of the season.
Me: Fantastic! Is there any chance of upgrading the training facilities while we're at it?
Board: Aye, sure. We'll confirm this in your inbox.
Message from Board: Congratulations! Training facilities to be upgraded, for a cost of £2M. It'll take 18 months, and we'll take that out of the kitty just before we look at whether turning Pro is financially viable. Hint: it won't be, 'cos we'll have spent all the Pro money on this upgrade.
Me: FFS! Why not tell me that upgrading would cost £2M during our conversation, so I could say "actually, no, let's wait til we turn Pro" . Grrr.