Poll: Oppression Via circumcision
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Wow you really reckon a 7 day old baby will find the pain so much that he will scream??..funny that when my nephew was done...my sis in law said he didnt flinch nor scream at all in pain...yes he felt some discomfort but thats about it. Thats why we as muslims do the circumcision within 7 days so as to not cause too much pain to the child...plus at that age the wound heals very quickly....i suggest you do some research before spouting off nonsense.
The rest of your post is lolworthy at best so i wont attempt to lower myself to your level with your childish insults.
Fact is that im the parent and i will do whats best for my children within the boundaries of my faith ie islam...i dont expect any of you non religious lot to comprehend that.
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this thread has made me realise what im missing, My member is incomplete. I feel ashamed, distraught in fact.I thought the world would be ok without my foreskin, how wrong I was. Women must talk behind my back and snigger as they pass me in the street.
There is only one thing for it, homebrew cosmetic surgery! With some flour, eggs, milk, a pinch of salt and some string I will create myself a prosthetic foreskin out of the most wholesome fried bready snack, a pancake with a drawstring.
I shall get to work at once and will post a 'how to' guide so all you other brothers with the same disability as me can benifit. Rejoice my hidiously disfigured and child abused friends!
Edit: I voted for our pancakey saviour, so should YOU
Ermm last time i looked this country isnt governed by the Quran
...if your going to counter my arguements then at least put some thought into it eh??Why dont you do some research on the subject RDM...because it quite clearly states that in islam the babies foreskin is cut off within 7 days of birth so it doesnt cause any major sort of pain.
Now i havent come across anything that sugges.ts that a 7 day old baby will feel massive pain...in fact just having spoke to my mum a few mins ago she also said that with my nephew who was a few days old when he had his done didnt feel any untolerable pain or anything because nowadays the doctors who do these procedures have better equipment...back when my brothers were born...things were a bit different ie we werent so medically advanced yet as we are now. Plus at that age ie within 7 days of birth the wound heals very quickly as the urine is clean ie no fatty foods, oils etc etc...its just the mothers breast milk that is discharged.
Of course i dont expect to you believe anything i say...dont really care to be honest but all im pointing out is that it isnt OMG!!!!11!!!! the poor baby will suffer through sheer amounts of pain
LOLwut??...u mean you really want me to ask my newly born child if its ok to chop his foreskin off?? LOL...yeh im sure he will nah dad its cool ya know...im gonna rock out with my foreskin lol.
Sure i could wait till hes older and then ask him but by then he will feel the pain much more than a newly born baby...if he wants to do it so why not cut to the chase so to speak and get it done and over with as soon as he is born.
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Yes i know it evolved for a reason lol.
http://www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/news/2181718.dealer_hid_heroin_in_his_foreskin/
Yep thats a pretty damn good use for it isnt it
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Don't know what you're on about? I did not post that. Ninja edit!
I think you're confused too Bio, you're adding nothing to the discussion.
LOL OMG YEAH ASK A NEW BORN BABY. You knew what I meant.
This was my point, what if he doesn't want to? You're assuming he wants it done, not that you've given him time to be able to actually speak.
Hi there.
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Ermm last time i looked this country isnt governed by the Quran
You just proved my point, the UK's laws are not based on that despicable document and is exactly why we should ban it.
You clearly have never seen a circumcision, I posted a video showing the massive pain inflicted but you just ignored it like you ignore all the other facts.
so get out of jail free for all parent kiddie fiddlers? its their right until the child is of age to realise its not right...
why not leave it on and once he is 16 see if he wants it off?
you have every right to your religion, to chop any part of your body off, but why chop bits of a baby off?
did god accidently put it there? did he say somethign like 'i make man in my own inage, appart for the end of his todger, what with it all being late and all i'll leave it there and let someone chop it off later'
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He could also say no... You sound more concerned about that than any pain inflicted on him.
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This is the funniest thread I have read on OCUK for ages. Well done!
I have been LMAO!
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if my mum and dad chopped off some of my penis I would not be happy put it that way.
Chop your parents ears off tbh see how they like it, it's for my new religion n that.
If it's honestly for religion just let him decide himself when he is old enough. Why force it on them? barbaric.
Chop your parents ears off tbh see how they like it, it's for my new religion n that.
If it's honestly for religion just let him decide himself when he is old enough. Why force it on them? barbaric.
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Well as a health care professional in an speciality that has a lot of input from urology (in fact I was in that speciality for quite a few years) I can say quite confidently you are talking out of your ***. If you look at the FLACC pain scores they are very often in the 3rd (the highest) threshold of the WHO analgesic ladder. So maybe before accusing others of spouting off nonsense you should get your facts correct, eh?
Oh please get out will you lol...first of all one practise is illegal and banned ie kiddie fiddling and the other circumcision isnt
Like you said im entitled to my religion and its views so if thats the case then i will do what my religion says because as you just pointed out i have every right to my religion and because of that the foreskin of my boy will be cut off within a few days of his birth so he doesnt feel much pain...
I dont understand why you lot are so up in arms about the whole thing...its not an uncommon practise and neither is it only restricted to religionswhen plenty of people are getting it done whether its through medical purposes or not.
