Oscar Pistorius thread

TrixiBuG · 15 Oct 2014 at 14:47

MooMoo444 said:
Would he have his legs in prison? Or would there be fear he could detach and use as a weapon?

tbh said:
He sounds a bit like a kids action figure, the box would have big writing boasting "Fully detachable legs double as weapons!!!".

Mat said:
He wouldn't be allowed to be around children under 36 months though.

tbh said:
Isn't that the Jimmy Savile action figure?

Am I going to hell for laughing at this!?

MassiveJim · 15 Oct 2014 at 14:51

TrixiBuG said:
Am I going to hell for laughing at this!?

Well I'll see you there if you are

Jono8 · 15 Oct 2014 at 14:53

Community service for murdering someone? Lol, S Africa.

MooMoo444 · 15 Oct 2014 at 15:59

tbh said:
Isn't that the Jimmy Savile action figure?

Hahahaha

doodah · 17 Oct 2014 at 12:08

Sentence due on Tuesday.

Cosimo · 17 Oct 2014 at 12:10

xibinim said:
Sentence due on Tuesday.

I hope that's next week.

doodah · 17 Oct 2014 at 12:12

At this rate, hell no. I did see someone mention if this had been a normal 'non-celeb' trial with that many witnesses it could have taken several years.

ElliorR · 17 Oct 2014 at 12:20

See you next Tuesday Oscar.

I think she'll give him 5 years max but it still wouldn't surprise me if he got no prison time at all.

Cosimo · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:14

I bet she calls for a break before giving out the sentence. Hurry up!

WillyNelson · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:16

This all sounds like it's building up to a slap on the wrist.

Cosimo · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:20

WillyNelson said:
This all sounds like it's building up to a slap on the wrist.

'Merciful' and 'look at human frailties'

Castiel · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:20

I've never been so bored in my life. I'm going to watch something else and just get updates from twitter et al.

RavenXXX2 · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:20

RavenXXX2 · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:21

Cosimo · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:21

Three 3 years in prison, suspended for five years. 300 hours community service for a year.

But not for him....

ElliorR · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:21

She's going to let him off completely. I wonder if that's why he's broke.

John40 · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:22

God will this ever end.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:25

He got let off with community service and 3 year sentence suspended for 5 years

WillyNelson · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:26

Now it's sounding the other way.

The judge is flippin awful! Can't even read her own statement.

Cosimo · 21 Oct 2014 at 09:27

Mrs Seabiscuit said:
He got let off with community service and 3 year sentence suspended for 5 years

That was an example from a previous case.

I’m surprised that she hasn’t put on a full re-enactment for us this morning.