Pooping at work...

JOSH86 said:
As an ex-HGV driver I can poop anywhere.

Even the grimiest truck stop toilets work for me, when you gotta go.
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Roffles, after having a driving career for 20 years. I can agree with you Josh. I even made mental notes of where the public toilets are in each counties I worked. I even used my socks as loo roll when none has been available :D
 
Being paid for pooping right now :D

Can't beat a good poo break, usually around 11am.

The only thing better is an overtime poo break, being paid double to go for a deuce :o
 
schizo said:
1 at work and 1 at home...best of both worlds :)
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This. The only problem is that the cleaners tend to do their rounds between 10:30 - 11:30am which is exactly when people are finishing their morning coffees -- including me! It's great fun figuring out which set of loos they've been to already, or whether or not they're on your floor yet. They normally have headphones in but it's still slightly shameful when you hear them come in and start cleaning the sinks, waiting for people to clear out of the cubicles. Even more shameful when you catch eyes with them as you step out of the cubicle knowing full-well they've got to go in there after (sorry :()

My only problem is that I'm getting far too used to 2 a day. If we go out for the day it's a bit difficult to have that mid-morning coffee if you don't know where the nearest loo is afterwards :o
 
I sometimes wonder if I am the weirdo or 90%
Of ocuk forum users are.
I couldn't give a **** where I ****, if you excuse the censored pun. If the toilet is clean enough to sit on, with a supply of bogroll.... Who cares?

What kind of upbringing do people that can't poop in a public toilet or have to shower after they poop had? Is it a manifestation of a much deeper routed psychological disorder?

Genuinely curious.
 
I really don't understand the idea of not going to the toilet when you need to. A lot of people seem quite proud of the fact that they will hold it until they are at home, sometimes making themselves feel quite ill in the process.

I'm more than happy to just go to a toilet whether I'm at work, at somebody elses house, etc. And I'd like to think people should be able to go if they're at my house too. I've absolutely no problem with people using my toilet when they visit, I couldn't care less. It's a room dedicated to making smells, etc. As long as they clean any skids then it's all good by me. :cool:
 
MooMoo444 said:
If holding a poop makes you feel ill, then you should get it checked. Seems a bit odd to me.
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It's really not good for you. Didn't Prince Phillip get a bladder infection or something nasty because he was holding it in during the Queen's boat celebration thingy a couple of years ago? I know he's old, but still.
 
Scam said:
It's really not good for you. Didn't Prince Phillip get a bladder infection or something nasty because he was holding it in during the Queen's boat celebration thingy a couple of years ago? I know he's old, but still.
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That's because he needed a wee.

You do realise what a bladder is for?
 
Jono said:
Don't you just do it in a carrier bag as you're driving along and then throw it out the window into a tree?
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No but I have had to crap into bags before, those A road style lay-bys where there isn't a rest stop in sight and it's 3am.

Police pulled up once while I was pants around the ankles in the bushes, took some explaining but I think they saw my predicament.
 
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