Pork Pie Roundabout Madness

Mysterae_ said:
In other news, the Italians are planning a Special Military Operation in Birmingham after their Woke Division deemed that Spaghetti Junction was offensive.
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And Satan has decreed that the steep hollow near Hindhead on the old A3 is nothing like the vessel he uses for Punch. In fact it is far too small.
 
You have to admire how effectively these outlets have monetised the perpetually offended gammon crowd. They know just the buttons to push to get them scurrying off spreading links around and generating those clicks like good little sheep.
 
mid_gen said:
You have to admire how effectively these outlets have monetised the perpetually offended gammon crowd. They know just the buttons to push to get them scurrying off spreading links around and generating those clicks like good little sheep.
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It's not surprise that Muslims were mentioned our resident  patriot. Projection at its finest.
 
dLockers said:
Retired old man continues hyperbole from DM/Sky News/Gammon Baby News and then mentions muslims? Never.
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I didn't think cheesefest was retired and have never been sure whether that member is a man or a woman. Is there some reason he or she should not mention Muslims? The mention seemed innocuous and totally inoffensive to me.
 
Feek said:
Expected thread to be about Suggs and a hat.

Left, disappointed.
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I thought it was going to be a thread about a national pork pie shortage which seems to be affecting my local Asda. And I ****ing LOVE pork pies, the more jelly the better as well.
 
Johno please? said:
Yea they should call it 'tortured pig roundabout', be more accurate.
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Doesn't sound very accurate - torture, by definition, is a deliberate act done with the specific intention of causing harm or distress.
I don't think pigs are deliberately tortured during the farming process, that would be very exhausting and time consuming for the farmers.
 
Lopéz said:
I don't think pigs are deliberately tortured during the farming process, that would be very exhausting and time consuming for the farmers.
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I'd imagine quite mentally draining as well.

Can you imagine getting home in the evening?

"Good day at work, dear?"

"I tortured thirty five pigs and got a confession out of twenty eight of them but seven just wouldn't sign. I'll have another go tomorrow".
 
Feek said:
I'd imagine quite mentally draining as well.

Can you imagine getting home in the evening?

"Good day at work, dear?"

"I tortured thirty five pigs and got a confession out of twenty eight of them but seven just wouldn't sign. I'll have another go tomorrow".
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Are you Russian? ;)
 
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