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[The Dread Pirate]

"Look Just because It's an Armor Plated Killing Machine, that salivates unspeakable slobber it doesn't mean it's a bad person..."

 

[No1newts]

What's happening with the new series?

 

[TurnipHead]

What's happening with the new series?

This was posted a few days ago.

 

[naefeart]

Love it, this stuff got me through school

The Cat: What are they doing?
Lister: They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.
The Cat: What?
Lister: Winnie the Pooh, I swear. He's refusing the blindfold.
The Cat: They're tying Winnie the Pooh to the stake?
[gunfire from outside]
Lister: [looking shell-shocked] That's something no-one should ever have to see.

 

[Mr-White]

Kryten, I don't care what model it was. No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid

MW

 

[Robosapien]

The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.

 

[MADMAN]

cannot wait

I remember patrick stewart once saying he was watching this on the bbc and he thought it was a ripp off of STNG so he was about to call it in and then started to LOL while watching it so hanged up.

Awesome there Sir !

 

[Surfer]

i threw a five and a two

If its gallows say its gallows, i can take it!

Rasputin! bring hither the skin diving suit with the bottom cut out and unleash the rampant wildebeast!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1596583696166249557&hl=en

Enjoy - hope its ok to post the last one

 

[SFFNoob]

Argh, the good stuff from days of old, makes me feel old though!

 

[Infidelus]

Rimmer: He's got mad droid disease. He kept waving a banana in front of me and calling it a female aardvark.

 

[Combat Fighter]

You smeeeeeeeeeg head!

Love this show, look forward to the next series.

 

[David_VI]

Oxygen is for LOSERS!

 

[I3en]

Fan - but not looking forward to the new series after that 3 episode 'special'

 

[SFFNoob]

Fan - but not looking forward to the new series after that 3 episode 'special'

You know what, I'm sure I've missed these, I can't recall watching them.

 

[XPE]

You know what, I'm sure I've missed these, I can't recall watching them.

Your a lucky lucky man.


anyway

Cassandra: All of the canaries will be dead within one hour except for Rimmer...

Rimmer: *Yes*!

Cassandra: ...who will be dead in twenty minutes

 

[naefeart]

Rimmer: I'm watching you Ghandi

Just epic.

 

[tidusjar]

Rimmer: "I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy."
[Steps up to the bar]
Rimmer: "Dry white wine and Perrier, please."


Cat:"I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days."


I love Red Dwarf!!

 

[Glaucus]

I don't know why series 8 gets slated so much, it's brilliant.

Lister: It's only two years. But with good behaviour, it'll probably be eighteen months. Remember when you're born, and then you're eighteen months? The time just flashed past.
Rimmer: It flashed past because you had two breasts as big as your head at your beck and call day and night. Give me that now and I wouldn't be whingeing.

 

[Pighardia]

Yeah series 8 is nowhere near as bad as people think it is imo...not sure I would call it brilliant though. The opening 3-parter is good, and Cassandra, I would say, is actually one of the best episodes they ever did.

 

[Glaucus]

Casandra is indeed brilliant. I think the closing to are epic as well. I mean bob, getting in trouble every 3mins, potatoe eating viruse going wrong, cat as a professor, the candy incident and kneeing death.