Very corner sofa. It's the automotive equivalent of a Gucci belt.
There is a formula and I think I have worked it out....
- 2005 to 2006 Audi Q7
- Add the largest and cheapest BIG wheels you can find, but ensure 3 are curbed
- Add a private plate that reflects a chav name or personal perception (BO55 is a good one)
- Ensure said private plate uses really rounded fonts and is badly spaced with screws to make different letters
- Tints, it must have tints and badly matched ones ideally
- 4 tyres of different brands with lots of tread on 3 and one bald one
- Add peroxide women who watches ITV, looks 45 but is 28
- She must have an iPhone will gold and jewel encrusted case and BIG sunglasses and bulbous lips
- After market Harry Moss alarm that makes a loud beep when you set it
- You must drive at pace and with as much noise as you can at the supermarket and be extra aggressive when parking
- Gym attire is a must, women lots of gold and pink trainers like a Karkuntian and men vest top, tattoos spelt badly and lots of aggression
- And always, the key to success.... "Act as if"
THIS is success in modern Britain. Aspire I tell you...ASPIRE!!!