Post your Fav short joke!

Andr3w · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:02

Post your fav short joke!!

Mine:

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

gogo!!

fatiain · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:09

Q: What's the fastest cake in the world?

A: Scone

(Only works if you're not posh)

alexakasloth · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:10

fatiain said:
Q: What's the fastest cake in the world?

A: Scone

(Only works if you're not posh)

Sc-own or Scon?

fatiain · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:11

suicidle_tramp said:
Sc-own or Scon?

Scon obviously. S'con = it's gone? Oh never mind!

Arcade Fire · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:13

What's red and loud?

<tee hee hee>

alexakasloth · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:13

fatiain said:
Scon obviously. S'con = it's gone? Oh never mind!

Could just be a sqeaky scon

/get's jacket

alexakasloth · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:14

Arcade Fire said:
What's red and loud?

<tee hee hee>

A guy's face when he is getting his sack kicked in?

Arcade Fire · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:20

Probably, but it's less funny than the actual answer. Which I won't post because I don't really want to get suspended.

Andr3w · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:21

Well this thread faded fast

Doohickey · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:21

A horse walks into a bar.

Barman says, 'Why the long face?'

Arcade Fire · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:22

A bear walks into a bar and says "I would like a pint of. . . . . . . . . beer"

The barman says "Why the big pause?"

Arcade Fire · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:23

Two fish are swimming in a tank.

One says to the other "You man the guns and I'll drive".

Paul2k12 · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:24

Heres mine

A number zero and a number eight were walking next to each other and the zero said to eight,

Why have you got your belt pulled so tight?

Paul2k12

Adz · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:25

2 cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other

"Does this taste funny to you?"

Ricochet J · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:29

Adz said:
2 cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other

"Does this taste funny to you?"

ROFL, I probably shouldn't have laughed at that

. But it's so silly!

ZuG · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:29

Two parrots stood on a perch.
One parrots says "Can you smell fish"

ZuG · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:34

Bobby:My Mother-in-law has gone to the Caribbean
Stu:Jamaica?
Bobby:No, she went of her own accord!

Big Kev · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:39

Wahay, terrible jokes again.

Man 1 - My dogs got no nose

Man 2 - How does he smell

Man 1 - Awful

/don't worry, I've ordered the cab

Killerkebab · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:40

Andr3w said:
Well this thread faded fast

That would be because it sucks.

Big Kev · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:42

Killerkebab said:
That would be because it sucks.

Why post in it then. :confused: