Post your Fav short joke!

Gatsby · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:44

Did you hear the one about the bread and butter?

I'd better not tell you; you'd probably spread it.

Killerkebab · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:45

Big Kev said:
Why post in it then.

I had to answer his question.

Tigger · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:46

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

Smack the bitch!

Constantine · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:51

What comes in pints?

An elephant

Gatsby · 2 Apr 2005 at 22:57

How do you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck.

Lt. Manlove · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:07

Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcisionist?

He got the sack!

PardonTheWait · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:08

What goes black white black white black white black white black white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

LoadsaMoney · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:11

Pork pie walks into a bar

Pint please

Barman: sorry we dont serve food.

PardonTheWait · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:15

Constantine said:
What comes in pints?

An elephant

That might be the best joke I've ever heard

Inquisitor · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:24

Tigger said:
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

Smack the bitch!

lol

MikeTimbers · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:28

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got all these scratches on my backside. They look like double-U's. Take a look.

Doctor: WoW!

Inquisitor · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:31

MikeTimbers said:
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got all these scratches on my backside. They look like double-U's. Take a look.

Doctor: WoW!

Killerkebab · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:32

Constantine said:
What comes in pints?

An elephant

?

Constantine · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:33

Killerkebab said:
?

Read it again...

Killerkebab · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:33

I still don't get it.

PardonTheWait · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:34

It comes in pints. As in.. when it does that... it's... pints and pints.

MR_Punk · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:37

If at first you dont suceed................then skydivings not your thing!

Killerkebab · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:46

Mohinder said:
It comes in pints. As in.. when it does that... it's... pints and pints.

Thanks

PieEater · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:47

Two elephants walk off a cliff - Boom Boom !!

Thx Tommy Cooper.

Royality · 2 Apr 2005 at 23:51

Some of these are classic!