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How can you tell if a Leper is getting better ?

You cant dip your chips in his back anymore


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Two Lepers playin cards,

One threw in his hand, the other laughed his head off.
 
These are not my jokes and some of them are pretty bad,

What do u say to a women with 2 black eyes? nothing you've told her twice before

Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Porridge

How do you get a leper out of the bath? With a sieve.

Some more risky so ill leave it at that for now :)
 
did you hear the one about a dyslexic man he walked into a "bra"

and the one about the dyslexic pimp"he bought a warehouse"

and the dyslexic devil worshipper"he sold his soul to santa"

This is not a get "at any dyslexic's out there" it's just harmless fun... :o
 
2 dyslexic skiers are standing at the top of a mountain, one say's to the other "come on then legs zag zig down", dont you mean "zig zag" no "it's definately zag zig, so they argue for a while, "wait" said one "this is getting us nowhere, let's ask this guy over there"

"excuse me, can you help settle an argument"
"ok" say's the guy
"well I want to zag zig down this mountain, but my friend insists it's zig zag"

"i'm sorry, you're asking the wrong person i'm a tabogganist"

"ooh great can i have 20 benson & hedges then"

:D
 
After a quarrel, the wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
 
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These jokes are so funny! But I have no more to add :(
 
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