Post your past or recent Chav Stories...

Anymore recent stories guys or is the pandemic making everything quiet in the run up to Christmas? :p

Fishermans Pizza said:
Me to I really enjoyed seeing Michael Caine torture those little scroats, there should be more like him unafraid to teach those turds a harsh lesson... Make a full example of them :mad::mad::D:D
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I certainly do remember the Chavscum forum, and rather well actually. Here is a summary of that forums existence

it ran from 2003 till 2007, when the country all went chav ridiculing mad. The forum was primarily a place for people to vent their frustrations over the sub culture known as chavs. The forum was quite a fun place until the beginning of 2006 happened, when the Chavscum forum was moved onto another server, where for about half a year it was renamed Spazzmonkey.

Up until that point it was quite a fun place to be, for a start it attracted some of the funniest trolls there was, who created some of the funniest threads that got a rise out of people.
But when it became Spazzmonkey, that’s when it really became this crazy insane place. There were a group of people from a forum called Leelad, all of them got banned in 2004 or 2005 in a massive banning cull, but when Spazzmonkey came along, the forum owner and his wife both thought that it would be a really good idea to totally open the floodgates, by

A) Unbanning them all and letting them back on
B) Also making the forum be pretty much lawless with no rules

Now what do you think that resulted in?, yeah a total free for all amongst everybody. This created leeway for the Leelad brigade, people who had serious superiority and mafia complexes, to become the gatekeepers of the forum. They would go along the forum basically looking for any thread that had “chav” in the title, and gang flamed people who spoke of chavs in an unpositive way, calling these posters bigots and bitterly jealous people ect, whilst often mocking goths, emos, grungers and metalists themselves. So the forum just became one big massive school playground and prison yard.

After a while the forum owner finally came to his senses and realised that allowing them back on with no govermenting what so ever, was indeed a right asinine thing to do. He then implemented rules onto the forum, and as time went on issued a second banning cull. These Leelad people would constantly broadcast on their own forum about how they didnt care that they were banned from such a bigot breeding forum in proving this by constantly making threads about their bannings.
 
The resident chav back in high school used to hate me. One time outside the PE block, while waiting for it to open he was staring at me. I said “what are you looking at?”

his reply “a dick”

my Reply.....





“oh, you like looking at dicks, do you?”


My finest comedy comeback!!
 
I tend to avoid situations or places where the people of lower classes or intellect congregate. If I do see any homeless looking type individuals, I will ignore them and keep my headphones on so I don't have to hear or engage them. I think this Covid thing has made me much less tolerant of people.
 
something daft already!! said:
I tend to avoid situations or places where the people of lower classes or intellect congregate. If I do see any homeless looking type individuals, I will ignore them and keep my headphones on so I don't have to hear or engage them. I think this Covid thing has made me much less tolerant of people.
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Are you listening to the latest Huey Lewis and the News tape?
 
Feek said:
I'll bite. Who are you?
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I was rob falcon on there

Feek said:
Isn't this what you've just done?
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Not quite, i went typing things like "chavscum" and "remembering the chavscum forum" on google, and clicked on places that mentioned it. Digital Spy was one of the matches that came up, but joining that place now is mission impossible. There is a mock replica forum of the old chavscum forum aswell on tapitalk, but no ones posted on it in 2 years. I think a tramps vest has seen more life than that place tho.

Im not here tho to attack anyone who talks about chavs.
 
Whoameye said:
Not quite, i went typing things like "chavscum" and "remembering the chavscum forum" on google, and clicked on places that mentioned it. Digital Spy was one of the matches that came up, but joining that place now is mission impossible. There is a mock replica forum of the old chavscum forum aswell on tapitalk, but no ones posted on it in 2 years. I think a tramps vest has seen more life than that place tho.
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Good stuff - You'll find it more lively here.

Whoameye said:
I was rob falcon on there
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And welcome :)
 
Were you part of the chavscum forum yourself?

I see people in this thread talking about their tales of woe with chavs, and these posts are recent too, like only 2 or 3 years old. But the thing is tho, how do you identify a chav now?. Back in 2004-2006 ect you could spot them a mile away. They wore Burberry and wore much bling round their necks, but chavs have stopped wearing the burberry and bling now. How do you identify them now?, that they are simply teens with anti social attitudes and behaviours?
 
Whoameye said:
Were you part of the chavscum forum yourself?

I see people in this thread talking about their tales of woe with chavs, and these posts are recent too, like only 2 or 3 years old. But the thing is tho, how do you identify a chav now?. Back in 2004-2006 ect you could spot them a mile away. They wore Burberry and wore much bling round their necks, but chavs have stopped wearing the burberry and bling now. How do you identify them now?, that they are simply teens with anti social attitudes and behaviours?
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and wearing hoodies in the middle of summer
 
Whoameye said:
Were you part of the chavscum forum yourself?

I see people in this thread talking about their tales of woe with chavs, and these posts are recent too, like only 2 or 3 years old. But the thing is tho, how do you identify a chav now?. Back in 2004-2006 ect you could spot them a mile away. They wore Burberry and wore much bling round their necks, but chavs have stopped wearing the burberry and bling now. How do you identify them now?, that they are simply teens with anti social attitudes and behaviours?
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  • Rented house in a street with at least 2 Vauxhall’s with black wheels.
  • Corner sofa
  • Gucci belt
  • “Live, laugh, love” placard on the wall
There are other qualifications but I can’t remember them.
 
Scuzi said:
  • Rented house in a street with at least 2 Vauxhall’s with black wheels.
  • Corner sofa
  • Gucci belt
  • “Live, laugh, love” placard on the wall
There are other qualifications but I can’t remember them.
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4 or more Crotch-Goblins, in matching Stone Island tracksuits and undercut hairstyles.

Mum has a tattoo on her neck that looks similar to this:
Dwayne
Lee1
Nchedochukwu
Lee2
That Cabbie wot giz a free lift
Lee1 again
Sik of tooth faced ppl n fake frends, nuthin but snaks rnd ere, just me an me kid's from now on
 
Whoameye said:
Were you part of the chavscum forum yourself?

I see people in this thread talking about their tales of woe with chavs, and these posts are recent too, like only 2 or 3 years old. But the thing is tho, how do you identify a chav now?. Back in 2004-2006 ect you could spot them a mile away. They wore Burberry and wore much bling round their necks, but chavs have stopped wearing the burberry and bling now. How do you identify them now?, that they are simply teens with anti social attitudes and behaviours?
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Anyone over 3 years old who cups their privy parts (especially inside their trousers) in a public place- that's the key identifier.
 
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