Potential Criminal Yodel Driver Came to My House Today Videos Included.

Oh couriers. they can be a strange bunch at times. I worked as a delivery manager for Hermes during lockdown when my own business nosedived. Had to sack a courier for pooping in someone’s garden once complete with CCTV of the incident also had to try and pacify an angry customer after a courier lopped off the tip of his finger in their letterbox and bled all over their floor.

I’ve had parcels launched onto roofs I’ve had couriers taking knifes to parcels before delivering them out of vindictiveness and I once had to hand deliver a framed painting of Steven Gerrard that had been damaged in transit for security reasons as we couldn’t ensure it’s safety in a west of Scotland depot
 
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My argument was from the other perspective, because we know most couriers only deliver 9-5 on weekdays. So knowing that you use collection points, or if a very expensive and large item is being delivered you make arrangements like annual leave, or collect from depot.
Yeah, a large item, sure. If you're buying a fridge freezeer, you would probably try and arrange for when you're home. You talked about the customer being mad it wasn't left in a safe space. Surely no one receiving a fridge freezer says that?

My point would be, your point is almost like cinemas being open Mon to Fri and saying 'Just arrange yourself around our movies times please'.

I think the main probem is the person at home is a customer of the 'shop'. The 'shop' is the customer of the delivery company. The delivery company doesn't really care about the person at home as they are not the delivery company customer, the 'shop' is, so the delivery company doesn't have as much incentive to keep the person happy. If it was separated and you bought something, then you choose a delivery company and send them to the shop, I bet the delivery companies would start offering more person friendly options. (Like maybe not charging £10 more for a Saturday delivery...)
 
- Why have you picked this driver to be suspicious of but you left 6 per week well alone with your precious garage gubbins til now?

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Oh couriers. they can be a strange bunch at times. I worked as a delivery manager for Hermes during lockdown when my own business nosedived. Had to sack a courier for pooping in someone’s garden once complete with CCTV of the incident also had to try and pacify an angry customer after a courier lopped off the tip of his finger in their letterbox and bled all over their floor.

I’ve had parcels launched onto roofs I’ve had couriers taking knifes to parcels before delivering them out of vindictiveness and I once had to hand deliver a framed painting of Steven Gerrard that had been damaged in transit for security reasons as we couldn’t ensure it’s safety in a west of Scotland depot
 

An Amazon driver taking a cheeky toilet break outside her van was captured on CCTV by the homeowners she was delivering to.

Les Watson, 54, and Emma Marsden, 44, had been eagerly awaiting the delivery of their new hair trimmer.

Tracking the delivery, they were keeping an eye on the CTTV camera positioned outside their front door on February 28.

When the delivery driver arrived that evening, they noticed that she had fallen over and were worried that she was hurt.

But when they checked the footage again after the delivery, they discovered the truth - that she has been urinating at the bottom of their driveway.
 
I have a yodel delivery today - tempted to put "no welly boots" on the delivery instruction requests.

Don't want no nawty crims coming round my way
 
I had an update from the courier yesterday and they told me they spoke to the chap and he needed to wash his welly after seeing my outside tap. Nooo pee just needed to was his welly so we are all good. The guy hasn't robbed me or lost his job but he now has a clean welly, no pee pee I am assured.
 
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Why did he have the welly?

Was it part of a pair?

If a pair, did just one get dirty or did both get dirty but only one needed to be clean?

How did the dirtiness come about?

What was the upcoming circumstance that necessitated mono-welly cleanliness?
 
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