Soldato
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- 20 Jun 2005
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Stock ocuk reply;
Do her up the bum
Do her up the bum
I think im just going to take a huge steaming turd in front of her front door..

She's probably not had much interaction and involvement with these kinds of things, so you should try and be as forgiving as you can.
I'd write her a nice, clear, friendly letter.
Dear Neighbour,
I'm very sorry for what has happened, and I've done all I can to stop it getting worse. However it's my landlord that is responsible for fixing things, and he has assured me he will put things right. You do need to understand that I just live here, I am not responsible for things in the flat that go wrong - it's my landlord.
I can't think of any reason why the water leak would have had an effect on your own water supply, but I've contacted my landlord to let him know. The two things are probably unrelated.
As far as the paint is concerned, I would imagine my landlord will arrange for it to be painted, rather than just give you a tin of paint, but I'll let you know as soon as I hear of anything.
Yours sincerely,
John Calgar the 177th
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how did you break her boiler? sounds like a coincidence?
her writing looks like she could be in her 20s/30s. Tell her she can take showers at your place, but that's all you'll offer. Assuming she's of an appropriate body mass index.
Put a towel behind the door and disconnect the door bell. She doesn't know it isn't ringing![]()

Draw a 7-legged spider and underneath write "here you go. I trust this brings the situation to a close". Shove it under her door. Job done.

IRL LMAO! Love the randomness - think that's post of the week![]()

Don't know if you know but it's a longstanding internet meme, full version here.![]()
