Project managers

Fair comment. It does some things well, but some people seem to expect and want more out of MOSS and it struggles to deliver.

Out of the box it really does do an awful lot, and there is an amazingly deep API with which to customise it if it doesn't do what you want out of the box. It does a great job of rivalling much more expensive, specialised products.
 
Make friends with a GANT chart :)

Despite the obvious 'us & them' attitude you're displaying, creating an amicable relationship will greatly increase overall efficiency and allow things to run a lot smoother in general.

:)
 
OP sounds like a spanner and the typical sort of developer people hate working with.

you are the reason why people have jobs in technical areas to speak to the business, because you arent able to talk to anyone you feel is below you.

Nevermind, you will get over yourself one day :]
 
OP sounds like a spanner and the typical sort of developer people hate working with.

you are the reason why people have jobs in technical areas to speak to the business, because you arent able to talk to anyone you feel is below you.

Nevermind, you will get over yourself one day :]

You really have no clue what he is on about otherwise you would have more of a grasp on what he is talking about and not reffer to him as "a spanner". I suggest you be silent as ironic as it is, it is you that cant talk to someone that you feel is below you with a narrow minded attitude like that.
 
A few more PM issues from recently

PM Issue 1 said:
PM : Manlove are you able to do this work on the 31st May?
Manlove: I Dont think I'm available on the weekends this month
PM: OK can you do this in Non-Production on the 22nd?
Manlove: I think the person doing it on the 31st should do it in non-production, so they are familiar with the activity and will have experience with the plan and any pitfalls that may occur. I'll add no value if I do it, but not perform the live activity.
PM: Well the task has already been assigned to you, so I'll leave it in your name until I find a replacement

On the 22nd.

Customer: Manlove do you know who is performing the patching work
Manlove: I'll speak to the PM
Manlove : PM whos doing this work
PM: I'll just check the ticket.
PM : Looks like your down for it.
Manlove: Is this the one that has the go live on the 31st?
PM: Yes
Manlove : Grrrr
so looks like I'm doing the work on the 31st too.

PM issue 2 said:
PM: Manlove are you available on Tuesday and Friday we need some help with this.
Manlove: I'm available on Tuesday and Friday, however I don't have the skills, the network access or the Security clearance required to perform this task.
PM to customer: Manlove has volunteered to perform this task
Manlove to PM : So Not having the skills, Network access or security clearance is not an issue?
PM: ... ****
PM to customer: Manlove is unfortunantly unavailable dealing with a production support issue, we'll try to find someone else.
 
When working as a draughtsman, I used to tell our engineers and project managers that as far as the drawings were concerned, they had two choices; you can either have it done right, or have it done right now.
 
Well you know what they say. If you don't **** off at least one person off a day, you're not doing your job right. ;)
 
lol manlove - your pm sucks ***, I mean he should get the sack for doing things like that lol! talking about company value for money. You should record those convos and report them to their managers manager because their manager wont do jack and only when their manager is doing their job for them will they lift a finger
 
You really have no clue what he is on about otherwise you would have more of a grasp on what he is talking about and not reffer to him as "a spanner". I suggest you be silent as ironic as it is, it is you that cant talk to someone that you feel is below you with a narrow minded attitude like that.
I dunno I would have to argee with Morba, from posts the OPs has made in this thread his attitude stinks and I would hate to have someone like that being responsible for deliverables to a project I was managing or having to work along side them delivering to someone else.
 
I dunno I would have to argee with Morba, from posts the OPs has made in this thread his attitude stinks and I would hate to have someone like that being responsible for deliverables to a project I was managing or having to work along side them delivering to someone else.

as he's stated, he's ranting. As I have stated, you have no clue as to the competancy of his work. This is just a forum at the end of the day and we all just come here to rant/rave/chill not be judged (although a lot will come here to do just that) I have experienced his anger and although I havent posted it here (to my knowledge) my brother knows all to well of what I think of my old project manager. We cant really judge his comments because we dont know what his project manager is like.

But we can comment on our own experiences.
 
You 'guessed' 3 days without even looking at looking at the full array of tasks.

All the PM wanted was clarification after you have looked at all the tasked and made a more precise estimation, as 3 days could have been way off the mark.

I've worked with a few PM's and managed a small project myself and having low visibility on a project because of inaccuracies like that makes it a lot more difficult for a PM and all the supporting teams involved, and a lot of apologising/un-necessary communication ensues.
 
as he's stated, he's ranting. As I have stated, you have no clue as to the competancy of his work. This is just a forum at the end of the day and we all just come here to rant/rave/chill not be judged (although a lot will come here to do just that) I have experienced his anger and although I havent posted it here (to my knowledge) my brother knows all to well of what I think of my old project manager. We cant really judge his comments because we dont know what his project manager is like.

But we can comment on our own experiences.
Yep that's why I stated 'from posts the OPs has made in this thread', my comments/opinions at this point can only be based on the info provided so far.

Hopefully for the OP he doesn't talk/deal with his peers/colleagues at work in the same manner he has posted in this thread.
 
easy solution,

estimate what you think it will take, add on 25% you've got a bit of breathing space if something crops up if not enjoy a lazy day
 
I'm a developer and totally disagree with the OP. If it wasn't for (Project) managers then development would undoubtedly be completed 'tomorrow'.

Part of your role should include the ability to provide estimates for development work, depending on the company/position this may mean you get to gather technical requirements yourself to provide as best an estimate as possible.

If you're really worried think of a number and double it. I was told this early on and it rarely fails that you'll come out looking good :p. Although, seriously, all they're looking for is estimates yo produce a project plan to feed back to their Programme Managers, to feedback to the head of the area, to feedback to the Exec, to feed back to the board. There's more to the company than your little bubble unfortunately :).

Man up, get the estimates and at any point you feel like you're going to miss your estimate/deadline then escalate, nobody is out to get you.
 
I don't work in IT, but in my office there are many clients/issues more junior staff could be working on at any point in time. So in busy periods giving someone a vague answers like 'a few days', or 'a week or so' wouldn't be acceptable. Our managers generally need a target date to put in the diary to arrange for work to be reviewed or to arrange for other staff to complete work if you need to disappear elsewhere.

It's understood that unexpected issues crop up and until you've spent a little while on something, you won't know how much of a problem it'll be to complete. Provided they're regularly kept updated with progress and 'best estimates' of when things will be done, nobody gets too upset about deadline slippage. Even though everyone knows the deadline is likely to get shifted, they'd rather have an identifiable target to work towards; it makes planning other stuff much easier.
 
as he's stated, he's ranting. As I have stated, you have no clue as to the competancy of his work. This is just a forum at the end of the day and we all just come here to rant/rave/chill not be judged (although a lot will come here to do just that) I have experienced his anger and although I havent posted it here (to my knowledge) my brother knows all to well of what I think of my old project manager. We cant really judge his comments because we dont know what his project manager is like.

But we can comment on our own experiences.

I can comment on what has been posted, and as you can see i have posted what i think.
nothing that the OP has said in this whole thread, or what you have said, has changed that.

and fortunately, i do have a clue about developers and PM's and projects of all sizes and lengths.
 
is the internet everyone is an expert :)

Would be nice to see how some of these experts would cope when they are the ones running the projects :)
 
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