Public toilets should play loud music by law
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Soldato
It really shouldn't, but this thread seriously has me in stitches. 
Caporegime
I can live with the noise (well, the grunts of satisfaction sometimes put me off) but I just hate the stink some people leave. What the hell are they eating? I sometimes walk in to the toilets and then walk straight out again and go to the other floors. And the mess... It's like they sit down and their ass just completely explodes. They don't even think to clean up with the bogbrush afterwards.
Some berk broke the toilet flush handle off after leaving a huge turd in there. It stank the place out for about 3 days before it got fixed.
Some berk broke the toilet flush handle off after leaving a huge turd in there. It stank the place out for about 3 days before it got fixed.
Caporegime
I am sorry, but how did a thread go from loud music in a toilet to great big turtle monsters gracefully slipping into the sea?
Man of Honour
As a kid at school we used to take turns who could produce the biggest noise.
Associate
Man of Honour
I like leaving behind a huge chocolate mud gorilla, one that can't be flushed away.
Soldato
Id love the ability to make them big meaty chuds () that float on the surface waiting for the next unsuspecting guy to visit the loo!
Eat more Fibre.
As my Biology Teacher used to say (well, sing really) Fibre equals Floater.
Soldato
Can't .... stop....laughing.
Man of Honour
Seriously, where I work, everyone seems to have horrendous bowel movements
First time I went to the toilets there, I thought I'd slipped over and banged my head, and fell into a dream about being in the trenches in WW1, the noises are something to be beleived.
And the toilets always smell like a morgue, its foul. And the number of times I've walked in, and there has been an epic poo in the toilet, paired with a smell only to be matched by that of a corpse covered in rotten eggs
I swear sometimes I'm the only person that can poo without making a sound
Sometimes I think I'm the guy from Splinter Cell I'm that quiet
First time I went to the toilets there, I thought I'd slipped over and banged my head, and fell into a dream about being in the trenches in WW1, the noises are something to be beleived.
And the toilets always smell like a morgue, its foul. And the number of times I've walked in, and there has been an epic poo in the toilet, paired with a smell only to be matched by that of a corpse covered in rotten eggs
I swear sometimes I'm the only person that can poo without making a sound
Sometimes I think I'm the guy from Splinter Cell I'm that quiet
Soldato
Soldato
Caporegime
Suspended
Fixed.
Soldato
I can safely say ive NEVER farted while dumping the log, yet it seems to be pretty common with some people?
Freak....
toilet paper to prevent splashback and noise? pah amateurs!
take a decent length of bog roll and place the ends under your cheeks forming a cradle dangling in the pan.
tod gently in to the cradle and then gently lower it into the water.
SORTED
take a decent length of bog roll and place the ends under your cheeks forming a cradle dangling in the pan.
tod gently in to the cradle and then gently lower it into the water.
SORTED
ahahah this thread has delivered!