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Purple Aki strikes again!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Evangelion, Oct 2, 2015.

  1. Evangelion


    Joined: Dec 29, 2007

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    Location: Adelaide, South Australia


  2. Nix


    Joined: Dec 26, 2005

    Posts: 19,857

    When staff asked Mr Arobieke when he was planning to get off, he replied by saying that "[he] already had."
  3. G-MAN2004


    Joined: Jul 4, 2004

    Posts: 29,623

    Wow, he's still doing that sort of stuff? Loves a good bicep this guy doesn't he... :p:o
  4. Monkeynut


    Joined: Nov 7, 2007

    Posts: 6,380

    Location: Cheshire

    I remember reading a comment on a news article ages ago, where someone wrote "Purple Aki isn't doing anything wrong, he just cares about young men's fitness."

    :D :D :D
  5. Boycey0211


    Joined: Apr 27, 2011

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    Location: Norfolk

    This is my favourite bit:

    He's 6'5'' and 22 stone, imagine having that leaning over you touching you up??!?!
  6. Malevolence


    Joined: Oct 21, 2011

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    Location: Miercna rīce


    That image just screams "Broadband 'shop".
  7. Azza


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    Location: Birmingham

  8. Cosimo

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  9. Arazi


    Joined: Feb 19, 2007

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    We should have a poll on a name change for him, GD style :)
  10. asim18


    Joined: Dec 5, 2006

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    I really don't understand this at all. And I also don't understand what it has to do with sex.

    I mean it says that this guy "asked" to carry out some sort of survey. And he didn't even ask for sex.

    So what they've essentially done is ban this guy from consensual sex?
    Or have they banned him from carrying out a survey of bicep sizes?

    I don't get this at all. It's all very bizarre and confusing.
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2015
  11. OhEsEcks


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    Location: Ulster

    Christ on a bike.
  12. Terminal_Boy


    Joined: Apr 13, 2013

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    Location: La France

    Roid Nonce.
  13. Soundood


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    Location: OCUK Detention Centre

  14. Luggs

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Jun 7, 2013

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    Location: Norniron

    you couldn't make this kida stuff up... really...
  15. BuffetSlayer


    Joined: Jun 19, 2012

    Posts: 4,129

    This is immeasurable noncence! :eek:
  16. cheesyboy


    Joined: Dec 7, 2012

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    Location: Gloucestershire

    Now here's a sexual predator we can all enjoy - kind of a poster boy for the movement.

    He's got a point on the purple thing, though.
  17. Greebo


    Joined: Jan 20, 2005

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    Location: Co Durham

    Cause he gets turned on by touching other people's biceps.
  18. Gerard


    Joined: Oct 18, 2002

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    Location: Ireland

    Just found it funny how he seems to run around wit has a measuring tape.:p

    Don't really get the purple part of his nickname though.
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2015
  19. [FnG]magnolia


    Joined: Aug 29, 2007

    Posts: 26,032

    Location: Bees.

    He only measures them if they're worth touching and feeling in the first place.

    It's an odd quality test, certainly, and whilst he's probably on a spectrum of some sort I bet he's a proper hoot on a night out (unless you have biceps or are a person near him or value not being improperly touched or measured, or all of these things).

    So, maybe not so much of a hoot after all.
  20. XeNoN89


    Joined: Mar 6, 2007

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    Location: SW19

    Apparently because his skin tone is so dark it almost seems purple

    The stories about this guy crack me up every time :D