Can I just get some WTF to go with this thread?
A couple of points for you:
a) I have never, ever, ever said that E39's are reliable cars. Infact if you do some more ridiculously pointless stalking you will find NUMEROUS examples of me saying things like:
'They are not that reliable'
'They are very expensive to fix'
'I doubt the E39 will be anything like as reliable as my Mondeo'
and so on. I have NEVER waxed lyrical about E39 reliability, only Mondeo reliability. Mondeos are very reliable cars, E39's are not.
b) Why would I post on here for opinions regarding a specific issue when I am a member of a one-make specific forum where other people probably know a tad better?
c) What actually happened is that I had a 'Mr Fussy' session and went over the entire car with a fine toothcombe and reported a bunch of completely irrelevent, anally retentive issues which most people wouldn't even notice with the intention of getting as much stuffed replaced free of charge under warranty as I possibly could.
The gearbox is slighty stiffer moving into 5th than it is into the rest of the gears. I had to double check twice that it was actually like that, and when I mentionde it to the dealer the first thing they said was 'new transmission'. Why wouldnt they - BMW would pay for it.
So, I'm getting approximately £3000 worth of work done on my £7k E39 at zero cost to me, and I get to spend 2-3 days driving around in a brand new 320D Sport, at no cost to me. I'm also getting a brand new, BMW clutch fitted by the main dealer for just 200 quid, with no labour charge.
What exactly is the problem here? Where is the 'old banger' 'unreliable' high mileage car? There are people on that forum with EXACTLY the same issue on cars with as little as 40k miles. PMKeates on THIS VERY forum was telling me yesterday how he is investigating replacement on his 70,000 mile car - HALF my mileage.
As for the Propshaft - stuff happens. I remain to be convinced it actually needs a new one, most of the people I have spoken to reckon it's simply a bearing or a CV joint. Hardly the end of the world.
This thread would have been completely justified had I spent all my time posting about how amazingly reliable BMW's are and how they never break down.
I have NEVER, EVER said this.