The unthinkable has happened:
"We’re sorry to hear that you haven’t received your Windows 10 Professional 32-bit/64-bit English International, ASUS RAMPAGE V EDITION 10 "The revered Republic of Gamers" Motherboard - Black & Logitech G910 Orion Spectrum RGB Mechanical Gaming Keyboard from order #xxxxxxxxxxxxxx. We have fully investigated this matter with the carrier.
It appears the parcel was signed for by "My forename here"
Based on the results of our investigation, we won’t be able to provide a replacement/refund for this order at this time as the item was delivered to the given address. If you believe the item has been stolen, you may wish to contact your local police, if necessary, in order to pursue this matter further. If the issue isn't resolved after contacting local police please contact us again with the police crime report number, details and phone number of the station where the incident was reported, and the name of the investigating officer.
Thank you for your understanding and We look forward to seeing you again soon.
Warmest regards,
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Well done --snip-- ! They didn't even bother to compare the signatures. They say it's the Police's job. How outrageous is this???
I'm calling the Police!