Poll: Reading while on the 'Throne'...

[RickST]

i do not want to sit on the bog any longer than i have to

although my bricks do have an annoying habit of snapping off just before the end, leaving a little piece that just isn't heavy enough to fall on it's own accord, and isn't long enough that i can push with the full force of my rectum. it just kinda hangs there until i admit defeat and try to pull the nugget out with by bare hands. I do not read but maybe I should to see if I can wait these little suckers out

oh dear god, please end this thread now.

 

[_Gizka_]

i will either read if there is something to read at hand, but more often than that I will take my ipod touch with me and browse the internetz or play a game!

 

[CliffyBiro]

i do not want to sit on the bog any longer than i have to

although my bricks do have an annoying habit of snapping off just before the end, leaving a little piece that just isn't heavy enough to fall on it's own accord, and isn't long enough that i can push with the full force of my rectum. it just kinda hangs there until i admit defeat and try to pull the nugget out with by bare hands. I do not read but maybe I should to see if I can wait these little suckers out

 

[Substance]

I take my PSP or a book so it can be a while sometimes but is usually 10-15 mins

 

[Col_M]

Usually <5 mins, no point wasting time, but occasionally I have a nasty one which takes longer.

 

[shauncr91]

i do not want to sit on the bog any longer than i have to

although my bricks do have an annoying habit of snapping off just before the end, leaving a little piece that just isn't heavy enough to fall on it's own accord, and isn't long enough that i can push with the full force of my rectum. it just kinda hangs there until i admit defeat and try to pull the nugget out with by bare hands. I do not read but maybe I should to see if I can wait these little suckers out

You tried just wriggling your arse to shake it off?

 

[toon_mad]

i bet the person who made this thread was sat "on the throne" with his laptop, probably sat there for an hour or so until his battery went flat

ps, what a insane thread, and the comments are insane

 

[m0r94n]

I have to keep it under 5 as I live with my mum. Any longer and she might think i'm doing something else .

 

[Andelusion]

Depends on the size and consistency of the turd.

 

[Marky]

although my bricks do have an annoying habit of snapping off just before the end, leaving a little piece that just isn't heavy enough to fall on it's own accord, and isn't long enough that i can push with the full force of my rectum. it just kinda hangs there until i admit defeat and try to pull the nugget out with by bare hands. I do not read but maybe I should to see if I can wait these little suckers out

You tried just wriggling your arse to shake it off?

Ohhh ffs... end this thread now pleeease ¬_¬

 

[leaskovski]

This poll doesnt work for me. It all depends if I have eaten pasta recently. This is because it really plays havoc with the poh hole and clingons.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

i do not want to sit on the bog any longer than i have to

although my bricks do have an annoying habit of snapping off just before the end, leaving a little piece that just isn't heavy enough to fall on it's own accord, and isn't long enough that i can push with the full force of my rectum. it just kinda hangs there until i admit defeat and try to pull the nugget out with by bare hands. I do not read but maybe I should to see if I can wait these little suckers out

Your bare hands? Wtf is wrong with you? Reach round there with a bit of tissue and remove it that way!

Who said people sat on the throne every day, once per 2 days at most, usually once per 3 days... Sometimes once in 4 days.

Most people poop once a day.

 

[dandan556]

although my bricks do have an annoying habit of snapping off just before the end, leaving a little piece that just isn't heavy enough to fall on it's own accord, and isn't long enough that i can push with the full force of my rectum. it just kinda hangs there until i admit defeat and try to pull the nugget out with by bare hands. I do not read but maybe I should to see if I can wait these little suckers out

haha

 

[Margaret]

I usually browse Digg or Destructoid from my iPhone, that or engage in a thrilling game of Geo Defense.

 

[DJMK4]

Nothing beats a 45+ minute dump


lol only joking

 

[EdGey]

i do not want to sit on the bog any longer than i have to

although my bricks do have an annoying habit of snapping off just before the end, leaving a little piece that just isn't heavy enough to fall on it's own accord, and isn't long enough that i can push with the full force of my rectum. it just kinda hangs there until i admit defeat and try to pull the nugget out with by bare hands. I do not read but maybe I should to see if I can wait these little suckers out

that is just wrong mate.

 

[Sime]

There are too many factors to considure to give a professional statement.

I take my poos very seriously.

 

[Mark A]

I very rarely even sit down, too cold. I hover slightly above the seat and drop the payload while simultaneously flushing the toilet to eradicate any splash damage.

 

[manoz]

I play DS occasionally on the throne or read any pamhplet I have lying around but never more then a few minutes until after I done the business.

When I lived in the US my landlord had 2 full bookshelfs in the bathroom, never seen anything like that here.

 

[Bluraybunny]

I very rarely even sit down, too cold. I hover slightly above the seat and drop the payload while simultaneously flushing the toilet to eradicate any splash damage.

Don't ladies hover above the seat ? , not that i'm implying anything !