Recieving end of a kicking. ouch.

[Cupra]

thats what i used to have by my door. sadly i only got to use it once, no one causes any trouble down my ends and when i pulled out the sword for 1 incident the prats just ran away heh, id never of though of grown men 30-35 years old do a runner at the sight of a blade.

good fun when i bought it from the shop and walked home with it. you should have seen the looks on peoples faces that day. where ever i went you could clearly see people crossing the streets to avoid me.

sold it now since there was no use for it.

the thing is if they came in your house and u used it you'd be done but if they used it on you theyd never be found

 

[banja]

Luckily the chav and all his scrotey friends know exactly where you live, so they can pop round to thank you when they are rehabilitated

 

[Ampeg]

why would some one chase you with a sword for no reason?

Thats a very good question, and if i hadn't been on the verge of soiling myself i might have hung around long enough to askd the fella. Honestly we were pretty good kids and would be far more likely to avoid trouble than cause it.

Sorry to derail the thread, and im glad to hear they caught the scrote!

 

[Cyber-Mav]

the thing is if they came in your house and u used it you'd be done but if they used it on you theyd never be found

hehe, if they came in my house without any permission they would have been kebab'ed quick time. doubt i would get done though, once im finished with them just give the crew a call and drag the bodies down to the park and dump then there. the thing is the area we are in is good since i got loads of cousins within a 3 mile radius. most of us are up till late hours hoping for a 'call out' since playing pro evo soccer all night does get a bit on the repetitive side.

at a family wedding there was a proper ruckus in that, some guys tried to jack the wedding car. but we managed to get them. thats got to be the best time we ever had. 53 of us jumped 4 guys, and it was such a pretty sight. ahhh those were the days.....

 

[PardonTheWait]

hehe, if they came in my house without any permission they would have been kebab'ed quick time. doubt i would get done though, once im finished with them just give the crew a call and drag the bodies down to the park and dump then there. the thing is the area we are in is good since i got loads of cousins within a 3 mile radius. most of us are up till late hours hoping for a 'call out' since playing pro evo soccer all night does get a bit on the repetitive side.

at a family wedding there was a proper ruckus in that, some guys tried to jack the wedding car. but we managed to get them. thats got to be the best time we ever had. 53 of us jumped 4 guys, and it was such a pretty sight. ahhh those were the days.....

:/

Shady ****er!

*makes note to stay on your good side*

 

[Cyber-Mav]

this reminds me, i got a letter from the coppers a while back, they found the guy who tried to hotwire my car but did not succeed. now i got this letter about a year and a half after the attempted robbery. so the letter i got was back in 2005 i believe and the attempted robbery was in 2003ish i think.

now the funny thing is they questioned the kid who tried to jack the car and he says they were targeting cars which are P reg and below since they believed that those cars have the least security. since mine was a late model N reg it had a factory immobilier on it so they could not do jack (<--hehe pun)
now the thing is i then rang up the coppers with the ref number on the letter asking about all this, thing is they would not give me the name or address of this thief since he was under aged minor. is this normal practice? yea its been 4-5 years ago this incident but just wondered why they don;t give out the names even if the person is minor??

 

[Cyber-Mav]

:/

Shady ****er!

*makes note to stay on your good side*

heh, you probably do this sort of stuff too. one thing we don;t tolerate is theft. back in africa any one who committed a crime such as stealing and was spotted by our neighbours or anyone, all you had to do was yell THIEF!! and point in the diection of the crook, anyone who is able to would run and try and catch the crook, then its throw tyres around the robber and set them alight. the coppers didn;t say anything.
feel kind of sad for the robber though when you hear them screaming but it has to be done.
only problem was that some times the robber would get away, they dam good long distance runners in africa

 

[Dist]

the problem with keep a sword handy is that its great for a scare tactic, but if they are dumb, or smart enough to know how to deal with a sword, then its useless, since you cant realy attack with it.

A bat on the other hand, it has a bit less of a scare tactic, but you can more readily use it in combat if needed, Same with weaponless martial arts, they aid in stoping people while using less than lethal force, Unlike a Paul Chen sword and martial arts like kendo or iaido in which combat would involve possible fatal wounding or decapitation.

Which is why there are some ppl who run from a sword, and some who just stay and fight as they know that chances are you wont dare to actully use the sword, and it could just provoke them.

Also, as for the caution > warning > bigger warning > criminal record thing, it should be changed to warning > jail > longer jail time > lifetime jail > death. Would be much more suitable, because as it stands, youths can do 3 offense and not get anything on their perminant record, which is stupid, 1 warning should be enough!

 

[Cyber-Mav]

yea a lot of people with a sword don;t know how to use it properly. the first techniques of sword fighting i learnt were how to fight someone who has a sword without using a sword myself.

but i believe those who choose to have a sword should only use if if they are willing to go all the way with it. otherwise its not a huge amount of use. and like you say a cleric style of weapon, bat, sledgehamer, mace is probably the best solution.

a prison guard mate of mine uses a broomstick pole chopped to half its length with nails stuck in it. deffo an effective tool, although he has it not cuz its that gangsterish but cuz he is a cheapskate and is too skint to buy a weapon

now i got nothing by the door, used to have a hockey stick but some cousin jacked it for actual hockey useage.

thats a though, who here has a baseball bat, cricket bat, hockey stick for actual usage in the sports they are ment to be used in?????

 

[robmiller]

SB118, move. out. of. the. ghetto.

 

[Pixel]

Hook your door up to a 12v battery, that'll shock some sense into them.

 

[moogie]

Hook your door up to a 12v battery, that'll shock some sense into them.

remember to tell the missus.....

 

[Kreeeee]

remember to tell the missus.....

Why?

 

[^TANK^]

i always keep a baseball bat at my front door for stuff like this sadly it never happens i would love to slap some drunk chav peeing on my doorstep with it

I have the same except my bat has floors spikes in it!

 

[MookJong]

Escrima stick behind my door, hopefully I'll never have to use it, but it is piece of mind. I trained stick fighting weekly for a couple of years so I have a good idea how to use it in a controlled mannor.

 

[Kid Blackie]

Peeing up your front door? Thats revolting. I don't know how you controlled you temper. I know I would have wanted to beat him sensless.

 

[DeFrEaTs]

Gotta love the way this has turned into a thread of people comparing the sizes of the keyboards. "I've got a stick, I've got a sword" etc. In my opinion anyone that claims to have used such a weapon for anything less than protecting themselves or their family is worse than the little scrote that pee'd up the OP's door.

How you can be proud of jumping 4 guys when there were 53 or whatever number you claim is utterly ridiculous. What comes aroud goes around...

 

[Andelusion]

Gotta love the way this has turned into a thread of people comparing the sizes of the keyboards. "I've got a stick, I've got a sword" etc. In my opinion anyone that claims to have used such a weapon for anything less than protecting themselves or their family is worse than the little scrote that pee'd up the OP's door.

How you can be proud of jumping 4 guys when there were 53 or whatever number you claim is utterly ridiculous. What comes aroud goes around...

Indeed, I'd eat my hat (infact, I'd have to buy one first) if anyone in this thread (not mentioning any names, but it's obvious) would actually have the stones to carry out any of their empty threats.

Fair enough, protect yourself, but there's some serious e-penis flexing going on in here.

 

[M0t0r0la]

Exactly!! Either people here live in the most violent and scary places in the U.K or they are scared paranoid pansy’s tbh

 

[Kid Blackie]

Indeed, I'd eat my hat (infact, I'd have to buy one first) if anyone in this thread (not mentioning any names, but it's obvious) would actually have the stones to carry out any of their empty threats.

Fair enough, protect yourself, but there's some serious e-penis flexing going on in here.

TBH, I agree with this. The people I have known who are capable of being extremely violent are also the ones who never talk about that kind of thing, they just get on and do it if they feel the need.

The same way the mouthy kid standing at the bust stop is actually never hard and bricks it if someone goes for them.