Ref: AZAB...Whose is the most infamous thread on motors?

Housey · 14 Apr 2009 at 16:14

mrk said:
Talking about one's self if the first sign of craziness, you know!

I know, I tell myself that each morning!

Muffin` · 14 Apr 2009 at 16:29

Booner! said:
What about the "crease" in my rear seat thread? If we are going to snipe Fox?

You get the left overs off the bottom of the 350z?

Solari · 14 Apr 2009 at 16:35

Gaygle said:
"some girl may have been getting off on the gearstick"

If car manufacturers used this line to encourage new car sales, it could go one of two ways, either floods of disgusted people go to buy new cars, or millions of perverts head to the used car dealer's for a sniff of various aforementioned gear-changing implements

McBain · 14 Apr 2009 at 17:32

Some absolutely classic threads there, I remember Tom and the utter BS he used to spoute.

Also remember the MR2 thread as well, major LOL'age.

Lopéz · 14 Apr 2009 at 17:49

paradigm said:
Anyone remember the car transporter

Ahahahahaha! I'd forgotton about that one, 3 rare classics all written off after being stolen on a car transporter, and the pics posted were taken off various sites including a "How to restore your MG Midget" site or something similar!?

Mr_White · 14 Apr 2009 at 17:52

Housey said:
Who was that loud mouth who joined a few years back, had all the answers, right cocky sort with a very smug posting style? If I remember he drove a GT3 at the time, silver I think, and he posted on a lot of other forums too usually taking the micky and not taking stuff serious? Glad he's gone, he was a right tool!

....ooohhhhh

I nearly caught that mug out for posting a picture with a watermark from another site on it, sly git made up some story that everyone else lapped up though.

Housey · 14 Apr 2009 at 17:56

Mr_White said:
I nearly caught that mug out for posting a picture with a watermark from another site on it, sly git made up some story that everyone else lapped up though.

Maybe he's an Azab :eek:

atpbx · 14 Apr 2009 at 18:25

The biggest tool we had on here was the guy who tried to convince us that he had transplanted an engine and entire running gear from an Audi Quattro in a Toyota Corolla.
In a shed.
Without having to machine any parts for it.

Which was fine till one of the members listed what would actually need to done to do it as none of the parts are even remotely close to fitting and would require the car to cut to pieces to fit.

Gurdas and his "spec me a £100,000 supercar" threads, which went on for months.
Clarkey getting slated for his constant assertions that the Nissan 300z was the best car in the world ever.
Matey with his fake BMW with pictures from a dealers website, of the wrong car.
The dude not so long ago with the imaginary stolen transit.

wonder_lander · 14 Apr 2009 at 18:34

It's like a real life Albert Square in here at times!

Some classic threads......good times!

ironman · 14 Apr 2009 at 18:58

atpbx said:
Gurdas and his "spec me a £100,000 supercar" threads, which went on for months.

I never once asked what car I should buy for £100k. Talking of tools, wasn't it you who always used to brag about sleeping with married women?

Janesy B · 14 Apr 2009 at 18:59

Now now children.

atpbx · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:01

gurdas said:
I never once asked what car I should buy for £100k. Talking of tools, wasn't it you who always used to brag about sleeping with married women?

No you didnt you kept asking what car your dad should buy, for £100,000.
Over and over again.

And no i didnt brag, I got asked the question, would you sleep with a married woman, and i said yes, and said i had no problem with it and that I had done it.

Whats that got to with you asking about supercars every five minutes?

See you've confused me saying the epic threads we used to have teasing you about you asking about these cars as a personal attack, It isnt, they were epic threads and enjoyed by all.
You've just gone all bitch fight about it.

Blackhawk47 · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:04

Some classic threads in here, a good read.

Ocuk Detectives away !

Who was the guy who asked about buying a stolen car, cant remember what exactly but it was a while ago, before i joined the forum.

ironman · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:07

atpbx said:
No you didnt you kept asking what car your dad should buy, for £100,000.
Over and over again.

And no i didnt brag, I got asked the question, would you sleep with a married woman, and i said yes, and said i had no problem with it and that I had done it.

Whats that got to with you asking about supercars every five minutes?

See you've confused me saying the epic threads we used to have teasing you about you asking about these cars as a personal attack, It isnt, they were epic threads and enjoyed by all.
You've just gone all bitch fight about it.

I asked for opinions on some particular cars which were valid, in the end you were made to eat your hat were you not? Difference between that and threads being discussed is that I didn't make anything up.....

morfmedia · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:08

Wasn't there also someone trying to scam people with a crash repaired Elise or VX220 Turbo. His brother worked in a body shop or similar. He insisted it was straight but research revealed better....

The_Dark_Side · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:13

Mk1dubba always puts a wry smile on my face.
A motors (one time) regular, although I can't remember if his famous thread was in here or GD.

agw_01 · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:20

I think it was the 'Show us your girlfriends' thread.

Credit where credit is due, Tesla found him out!

The_Dark_Side · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:22

agw_01 said:
I think it was the 'Show us your girlfriends' thread.

Credit where credit is due, Tesla found him out!

Exactly what Tesla was doing on Faceparty, we never really found out though, did we?

IAmATeaf · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:40

simulatorman said:
Wasn’t there a guy who said he wanted to buy a car, for us to spec it and that price was no object. Didn’t he send someone a copy of his bank statement to prove he could afford one.

Tomsk said:
I remember him - "150K to spend"

I remember this, didn't he fax/email bank statements over? What ever happened then did he get a lambo in the end?

atpbx · 14 Apr 2009 at 19:43

gurdas said:
I asked for opinions on some particular cars which were valid, in the end you were made to eat your hat were you not? Difference between that and threads being discussed is that I didn't make anything up.....

No I think it was an MSN conversation that you initiated with me where you said you couldnt understand why you were getting so much stick.
I then went on to tell you that banging on about buying 100,000k supercars like they were your own when you couldnt actually drive in a forum full of people on sub £20k salaries is going to cause problems, and you went on to see the light.

I spoke from the experience of having a rich dad as well, and you heeded my advice and all was well.